Substantial’ increase in grey squirrels in England is concerning, campaigners say

[Tommy Tainant]

‘Substantial’ increase in grey squirrels in England is concerning, campaigners say

Numbers of red and grey squirrels rising, survey finds, but more greys are present in last remaining red strongholds

www.theguardian.com

These creatures are the worst type of invaders driving out the red squirrel population.

But maybe there is a solution to the problem.

Squirrel is considered a delicacy in the colonies. Perhaps they could be culleed and the meat exported to the US.?

It would reduce the population and satisfy Americas voracious appetite for squirrel meat.
Everybody wins.

 

[luiza]

‘Substantial’ increase in grey squirrels in England is concerning, campaigners say

Numbers of red and grey squirrels rising, survey finds, but more greys are present in last remaining red strongholds

www.theguardian.com

These creatures are the worst type of invaders driving out the red squirrel population.

But maybe there is a solution to the problem.

Turdy is misreporting vermin across England which turns out to be fleeing supporters of the Deep State Gay Prime Minister .

Tell us about the most unpopular ever party , Tommy Tithead .

You and your bible , porn rag Guardian , are suddenly talking about the wrong sort of vermin !!

 

[Auld Phart]

England has enough nuts to keep them fed.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

England has enough nuts to keep them fed.

Damn right.

 

[Dekster]

‘Substantial’ increase in grey squirrels in England is concerning, campaigners say

Numbers of red and grey squirrels rising, survey finds, but more greys are present in last remaining red strongholds

www.theguardian.com

These creatures are the worst type of invaders driving out the red squirrel population.

But maybe there is a solution to the problem.

Squirrel is considered a delicacy in the colonies. Perhaps they could be culleed and the meat exported to the US.?

It would reduce the population and satisfy Americas voracious appetite for squirrel meat.
Everybody wins.

They are US ex-pats fleeing New York after the Blue Stormtroopers executed Peanut. Think of them as refugees. You left Brits love you some refugees.

 

[petro]

‘Substantial’ increase in grey squirrels in England is concerning, campaigners say

Numbers of red and grey squirrels rising, survey finds, but more greys are present in last remaining red strongholds

www.theguardian.com

These creatures are the worst type of invaders driving out the red squirrel population.

But maybe there is a solution to the problem.

Squirrel is considered a delicacy in the colonies. Perhaps they could be culleed and the meat exported to the US.?

It would reduce the population and satisfy Americas voracious appetite for squirrel meat.
Everybody wins.

Weird, because the red squirrels are taking over my area and chasing out the greys. The reds are far more aggressive and territorial.
Been seeing quite a few albinos lately.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

They are US ex-pats fleeing New York after the Blue Stormtroopers executed Peanut. Think of them as refugees. You left Brits love you some refugees.

They brought bad habits witth them.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Weird, because the red squirrels are taking over my area and chasing out the greys. The reds are far more aggressive and territorial.
Been seeing quite a few albinos lately.

Ive never seen a red squirrel in the flesh. There are none round here.

 

[Dekster]

They brought bad habits witth them.

Well, bring in more foxes and feral cats to eat em.

 

[petro]

Ive never seen a red squirrel in the flesh. There are none round here.

They are half the size and like to chatter at you when you get too close. They prefer Pine trees and as the trees have gotten bigger, so has their population.
But areas with hardwood trees see more of the greys.

 

[SweetSue92]

‘Substantial’ increase in grey squirrels in England is concerning, campaigners say

Numbers of red and grey squirrels rising, survey finds, but more greys are present in last remaining red strongholds

www.theguardian.com

These creatures are the worst type of invaders driving out the red squirrel population.

But maybe there is a solution to the problem.

Squirrel is considered a delicacy in the colonies. Perhaps they could be culleed and the meat exported to the US.?

It would reduce the population and satisfy Americas voracious appetite for squirrel meat.
Everybody wins.

Your nation is a fat mess, a group which is now going to let the disabled and elderly off themselves, and you still have to take potshots like this?

These kind of posts everywhere is why so many Americans don't give a flying fig about Europe anymore. So thanks for doing your part there

 

[Hellokitty]

‘Substantial’ increase in grey squirrels in England is concerning, campaigners say

Numbers of red and grey squirrels rising, survey finds, but more greys are present in last remaining red strongholds

www.theguardian.com

These creatures are the worst type of invaders driving out the red squirrel population.

But maybe there is a solution to the problem.

Squirrel is considered a delicacy in the colonies. Perhaps they could be culleed and the meat exported to the US.?

It would reduce the population and satisfy Americas voracious appetite for squirrel meat.
Everybody wins.

Once TRUMP slaps those tariffs on your country ya'll gonna be fighting over squirrel meat.

 

[ReinyDays]

We have cats on this side of the Pond ...

 

[luiza]

Damn right.

Applauding yourself, Tithead .

The ultimate delusion .

 

[Oddball]

Weird, because the red squirrels are taking over my area and chasing out the greys. The reds are far more aggressive and territorial.
Been seeing quite a few albinos lately.

 

[mudwhistle]

They brought bad habits witth them.

Isn't that what usually happens with all immigrants?

 

[ReinyDays]

Wait ... guns in Scotland ??? ... that's a profoundly bad idea ... just saying ...

 

[sparky]

Of all the worlds problems, you're focusing on an 'effin squirrel ??? ~S~

 

[Hellokitty]

We have cats on this side of the Pond ...

Kitty meow meow...

 

[Innocynioc]

When I was a kid my brothers and I went squirrel hunting. We cleaned the squirrels and turned them over to our mother. Mother would butterfly them, lightly bread them and fry them whole with lots of bell peppers and onions. The results were a culinary delight, a real feast for the taste buds.
Squirrels were good, but my favorite edible rodent was a nice fat beaver.