Stunning Revelation! Colonel Sanders Was a Russian Operative

[JGalt]

I know it must be true because I saw this picture on the wall of my local KFC. Hillary Clinton must be made aware of this, so she can add him to her list of "Russian assets."

 

[MarathonMike]

Do you realize if you change two letters of KFC by one alphabet position, you get KGB? Coincidence?

 

[JGalt]

Do you realize if you change two letters of KFC by one alphabet position, you get KGB? Coincidence?

Thanks, dude. Now I won't sleep at all tonight, for fear of some Russian wearing a white suit and a string tie, popping out of the closet.

 

[Thunk]

I have it on good authority that quisp was an illegal alien Cap'n Crunch's real name was comrade Crunchinov.

Don't even get me started in King Vitamin!

 

[Crepitus]

I know it must be true because I saw this picture on the wall of my local KFC. Hillary Clinton must be made aware of this, so she can add him to her list of "Russian assets."

Naw, he's on every street corner in Japan, not Russia.

Known as "kenta kun" he is beloved country side.

 

[Thunk]

Aunt Jemima was sent from south africa to kill us all with diabetes!