Strip Search at the Airport

[xotoxi]

First they strip searched the muslims, and I did not speak out—because I was not a muslim;
Then they strip seached the blacks, and I did not speak out—because I was not a black;
Then they strip seached the Hispanic, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Hispanic;
Then they strip searched for me—and I was fuckin' embarrassed because I was wearing ladies underwear.

 

[elvis]

First they strip searched the muslims, and I did not speak out—because I was not a muslim;
Then they strip seached the blacks, and I did not speak out—because I was not a black;
Then they strip seached the Hispanic, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Hispanic;
Then they strip searched for me—and I was fuckin' embarrassed because I was wearing ladies underwear.

Marv Albert? Is that you?

 

[Big Black Dog]

If we all flew naked, this wouldn't be a problem for anybody.

 

[xotoxi]

First they strip searched the muslims, and I did not speak out—because I was not a muslim;
Then they strip seached the blacks, and I did not speak out—because I was not a black;
Then they strip seached the Hispanic, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Hispanic;
Then they strip searched for me—and I was fuckin' embarrassed because I was wearing ladies underwear.

Marv Albert? Is that you?

"Yes!!!"

 

[xotoxi]

If we all flew naked, this wouldn't be a problem for anybody.

It would only be a problem if you were sitting beside an incontinent.

 

[elvis]

First they strip searched the muslims, and I did not speak out—because I was not a muslim;
Then they strip seached the blacks, and I did not speak out—because I was not a black;
Then they strip seached the Hispanic, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Hispanic;
Then they strip searched for me—and I was fuckin' embarrassed because I was wearing ladies underwear.

Marv Albert? Is that you?

"Yes!!!"

new meaning for

"serving up a facial".