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STRESS MANAGEMENT: This really does work & will make you smile.

Picture yourself lying on a rock that hangs out over a clear stream.

Both your hands dangling in the cool water. No one knows this place.

You are in seclusion.

You hear the waterfall sounds of serenity.







The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

There...see!! It really does work. You're smiling! ;)
 

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STRESS MANAGEMENT: This really does work & will make you smile.

Picture yourself lying on a rock that hangs out over a clear stream.

Both your hands dangling in the cool water. No one knows this place.

You are in seclusion.

You hear the waterfall sounds of serenity.







The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

There...see!! It really does work. You're smiling! ;)
torture is not funny.

shame on you, dick.
 
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STRESS MANAGEMENT: This really does work & will make you smile.

Picture yourself lying on a rock that hangs out over a clear stream.

Both your hands dangling in the cool water. No one knows this place.

You are in seclusion.

You hear the waterfall sounds of serenity.







The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

There...see!! It really does work. You're smiling! ;)
torture is not funny.

shame on you, dick.
it's only torture if i let them up for air.

i remain unabashed, tom.
 

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STRESS MANAGEMENT: This really does work & will make you smile.

Picture yourself lying on a rock that hangs out over a clear stream.

Both your hands dangling in the cool water. No one knows this place.

You are in seclusion.

You hear the waterfall sounds of serenity.







The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

There...see!! It really does work. You're smiling! ;)
torture is not funny.

shame on you, dick.
it's only torture if i let them up for air.

i remain unabashed, tom.
condoning euthanasia.

typical, larry.
 
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Stress Management - Kicking a Liberal in the Nuts
I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun

Happiness (is a warm gun)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
Happiness (is a warm gun, momma)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
 

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Stress Management - Kicking a Liberal in the Nuts
I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun

Happiness (is a warm gun)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
Happiness (is a warm gun, momma)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
that's how mark chapman interpreted that song. :evil:

i am offended, moe.
 
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Stress Management - Kicking a Liberal in the Nuts
I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun

Happiness (is a warm gun)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
Happiness (is a warm gun, momma)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
that's how mark chapman interpreted that song. :evil:

i am offended, moe.
tracey chapman forced me to post it. :eek:

i am defended, curly.
 

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I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun

Happiness (is a warm gun)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
Happiness (is a warm gun, momma)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
that's how mark chapman interpreted that song. :evil:

i am offended, moe.
tracey chapman forced me to post it. :eek:

i am defended, curly.
she was just talking about a revolution, n'dugu.
 

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Abbey Rd., much better -




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STRESS MANAGEMENT: This really does work & will make you smile.

Picture yourself lying on a rock that hangs out over a clear stream.

Both your hands dangling in the cool water. No one knows this place.

You are in seclusion.

You hear the waterfall sounds of serenity.









The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

There...see!! It really does work. You're smiling! ;)
:rofl: That DID work.....lol
 

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How to relieve stress:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you''''re not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd
time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going
to have to let one of you go."
 

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