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This revelation is sure to piss Donald off.
Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump's Penis Looks Like a Mushroom In New Book
The Guardian obtained a copy of the yet-to-be released book, Full Disclosure, in which she describes their sexual interactions in unfortunate, but politically important detail. His penis is shaped like a toadstool.
She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small."
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool...""I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..."It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."
Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump's Penis Looks Like a Mushroom In New Book
The Guardian obtained a copy of the yet-to-be released book, Full Disclosure, in which she describes their sexual interactions in unfortunate, but politically important detail. His penis is shaped like a toadstool.
She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small."
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool...""I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..."It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."