stop murders = replace police with traffic cones

[harmonica]

..is this not the most ingenious idea EVER!!!!!!?????

Defund the police' councilwoman orders crime-ridden city of Portland to use more TRAFFIC CONES to tackle surge in drive-by shootings​

Portland councilwoman has city to use traffic cones to curb shootings

Portland Transportation Commissioner Ann Hardesty ordered the Bureau of Transportation to install the orange traffic barrels in the Mt. Scott-Arleta area to curb gun violence in the area.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Rogue AI]

Slower drive-by just means more time to aim.

 

[JGalt]

 

[iamwhatiseem]

You can't make this stuff up

 

[Claudette]

harmonica
You have got to be kidding???? Traffic cones??? Can't feel sympathy for idiots who keep electing idiots to run their city. Good Lord.

 

[JGalt]

They're missing out if they don't put up a lot of this stuff all over the place too...

 

[Crepitus]

replace police with traffic cones​

How about we just replace conservatives with them? Especially the congressional ones. They make no pretense of being anything but obstacles anyway.