Stephen Miller Uses Sock Puppets To Explain Constitution To White House Press Corps

[Votto]

Stephen Miller Uses Sock Puppets To Explain Constitution To White House Press Corps
Politics·Feb 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After some confusion among the White House press corps over how the executive branch operates, White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy Stephen Miller helpfully stepped in with a pair of sock puppets to explain how the Constitution works.

"Let's all use our listening ears, class," began Stephen Miller as he gestured with a sock puppet. "I'm glad for the opportunity for a brief civics lesson with you and to help you all understand at your level, I've brought in Constitutional Connor and Silly Socko."

"Zoinks! I just lost my job at the Social Security Administration and that makes me really sad... and MAD," began puppet Silly Socko on the verge of puppet tears. "And it's all because of ELON MUSK, who wasn't even ELECTED!"

"There, there, Silly Socko," piped in a cheery, empathetic Constitutional Connor. "A president is elected by the whole American people. He's the only official in the entire government who is elected by the entire nation. Right?"

"Yeah, you must know all about that since you are Constitutional Connor!"

"It's all in the name, Socko! So the Constitution, Article Two, has a clause, known as the Vesting Clause, and it says, 'The executive power shall be vested in a PRESIDENT'. Singular. The whole will of DEMOCRACY is imbued into the one elected PRESIDENT, who is now Donald Trump. That president then appoints STAFF — like Elon Musk — to then impose that democratic will onto the government."

"Yeah, that makes sense, I guess. But I'm still really mad at Elon MUSK! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Silly Socko.

"Thanks, for clearing that up, Constitutional Connor," chimed in the real Stephen Miller to wrap things up. "And cheer up, Silly Socko, you can get just as good a job in some new and different line of work where you can actually be productive in society!"

"Ah, shucks!" replied Silly Socko.

"That's all for me today; that's your lesson for today," said Stephen Miller as he gave the podium back to the White House press secretary.

At publishing time, Stephen Miller had received an offer to head up a children's educational program on One America News Network.

 

[Votto]

He should be running the Department of Education.

 

[MisterBeale]

 

[Foxfyre]

Stephen Miller Uses Sock Puppets To Explain Constitution To White House Press Corps
Politics·Feb 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — After some confusion among the White House press corps over how the executive branch operates, White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy Stephen Miller helpfully stepped in with a pair of sock puppets to explain how the Constitution works.

"Let's all use our listening ears, class," began Stephen Miller as he gestured with a sock puppet. "I'm glad for the opportunity for a brief civics lesson with you and to help you all understand at your level, I've brought in Constitutional Connor and Silly Socko."

"Zoinks! I just lost my job at the Social Security Administration and that makes me really sad... and MAD," began puppet Silly Socko on the verge of puppet tears. "And it's all because of ELON MUSK, who wasn't even ELECTED!"

"There, there, Silly Socko," piped in a cheery, empathetic Constitutional Connor. "A president is elected by the whole American people. He's the only official in the entire government who is elected by the entire nation. Right?"

"Yeah, you must know all about that since you are Constitutional Connor!"

"It's all in the name, Socko! So the Constitution, Article Two, has a clause, known as the Vesting Clause, and it says, 'The executive power shall be vested in a PRESIDENT'. Singular. The whole will of DEMOCRACY is imbued into the one elected PRESIDENT, who is now Donald Trump. That president then appoints STAFF — like Elon Musk — to then impose that democratic will onto the government."

"Yeah, that makes sense, I guess. But I'm still really mad at Elon MUSK! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Silly Socko.

"Thanks, for clearing that up, Constitutional Connor," chimed in the real Stephen Miller to wrap things up. "And cheer up, Silly Socko, you can get just as good a job in some new and different line of work where you can actually be productive in society!"

"Ah, shucks!" replied Silly Socko.

"That's all for me today; that's your lesson for today," said Stephen Miller as he gave the podium back to the White House press secretary.

At publishing time, Stephen Miller had received an offer to head up a children's educational program on One America News Network.

Okay I stand corrected. Awhile back I answered one of Trump's questionnaire's with the heartfelt opinion that he not let Stephen Miller write his inaugural address in 2025 as it should sound like Trump and not like the stern, authoritarian, humorless Miller. Miller is a most competent advisor but he has no sense of humor.

Boy was I wrong. He DOES have a sense of humor. You gotta love it. (I'm still glad he didn't write the inaugural address this time though.)

Edit: Oh shoot. I just saw that the source was the Babylon Bee and we're in the satire forum. Oh well, Miller is still a competent advisor.

 

[Woodznutz]

As soon as Miller starts talking, he's over the top.

 

[Winston]

Okay I stand corrected. Awhile back I answered one of Trump's questionnaire's with the heartfelt opinion that he not let Stephen Miller write his inaugural address in 2025 as it should sound like Trump and not like the stern, authoritarian, humorless Miller. Miller is a most competent advisor but he has no sense of humor.

Boy was I wrong. He DOES have a sense of humor. You gotta love it. (I'm still glad he didn't write the inaugural address this time though.)

Edit: Oh shoot. I just saw that the source was the Babylon Bee and we're in the satire forum. Oh well, Miller is still a competent advisor.

The dude is the consummate dick. Wow, he read the first sentence in Article Two. Now he thinks he is an expert.

This guy is one sad little asshole. I mean you have to kind of feel for him. His High School years had to have been miserable, Then, he went to Duke. He is a Dookie. Absolutely perfect, go figure. Duke holds a special place of disgust in my heart. Bunch of elitists, and they really ain't that good at it. But even there, well he was not the most popular dude on campus.
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But the worst part. His condescending attitude. It would be bad enough if he really was the intellect he thought he was, but he ain't, not even close. Look, Miller has a place he wants to take this country. And while I might disagree with that place, I can respect him for striving for it. But, he oversteps, he doesn't think things through. He sees the outcome, he is blind to the damage required to get to that outcome. The whole family separation thing, it cost this country, taxpayers, hundreds of millions of dollars.

Let's get there, but let's mitigate the damages, to everyone. Miller doesn't see that, he is too self-absorbed.