Statistically speaking...

[DGS49]

...I'm probably dead.

"The life expectancy for an American man born in 1949 was approximately 67 years. However, this is just a statistical average. Individual factors like health, lifestyle, and genetics can influence lifespan. For example, by 2021, the life expectancy for American men had increased to about 73 years. A male child born today in the U.S. has a life expectancy of 75+.

These numbers are compiled by (among others) the Social Security Administration, so imagine how fucked the SS "Trust Fund" would be if all us Boomers lived long lives. Fortunately, most of us are dead.

 

[White 6]

...I'm probably dead.

"The life expectancy for an American man born in 1949 was approximately 67 years. However, this is just a statistical average. Individual factors like health, lifestyle, and genetics can influence lifespan. For example, by 2021, the life expectancy for American men had increased to about 73 years. A male child born today in the U.S. has a life expectancy of 75+.

These numbers are compiled by (among others) the Social Security Administration, so imagine how fucked the SS "Trust Fund" would be if all us Boomers lived long lives. Fortunately, most of us are dead.

You got 5 years on me. I plan to linger. You should adopt my plan.

 

[sparky]

don't feel dead.......~S~

 

[task0778]

...I'm probably dead.

"The life expectancy for an American man born in 1949 was approximately 67 years. However, this is just a statistical average. Individual factors like health, lifestyle, and genetics can influence lifespan. For example, by 2021, the life expectancy for American men had increased to about 73 years. A male child born today in the U.S. has a life expectancy of 75+.

These numbers are compiled by (among others) the Social Security Administration, so imagine how fucked the SS "Trust Fund" would be if all us Boomers lived long lives. Fortunately, most of us are dead.

But you can still vote in some blue cities and states.

 

[0311]

..

...I'm probably dead.

"The life expectancy for an American man born in 1949 was approximately 67 years. However, this is just a statistical average. Individual factors like health, lifestyle, and genetics can influence lifespan. For example, by 2021, the life expectancy for American men had increased to about 73 years. A male child born today in the U.S. has a life expectancy of 75+.

These numbers are compiled by (among others) the Social Security Administration, so imagine how fucked the SS "Trust Fund" would be if all us Boomers lived long lives. Fortunately, most of us are dead

Then please if you get a monthly check let SS know you no longer want take the money.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Lefties live about seven years longer than MAGAs.

Lefties are a cleaner people.

 

[Missourian]

Lefties live about seven years longer than MAGAs.

Lefties are a cleaner people.

Your racism is showing, John.

Rich, elite lefties may live longer... but those poor inner-city minorities you hoodwink into voting Democrat sure don't benefit like the out of touch limousine liberals that run your party do.

"Lowest Life Expectancy Group in the US:

According to studies by Murray and colleagues, life expectancy varies significantly within the United States. For example, life expectancy for black males living in high-risk urban environments is 21 years lower than life expectancy for female Asian Americans. This indicates that black males in high-risk urban areas have the lowest life expectancy among the groups studied."

You and your party conveniently forget about them, per usual.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Your racism is showing, John.

Rich, elite lefties may live longer... but those poor inner-city minorities you hoodwink into voting Democrat sure don't benefit like the out of touch limousine liberals that run your party do.

"Lowest Life Expectancy Group in the US:

According to studies by Murray and colleagues, life expectancy varies significantly within the United States. For example, life expectancy for black males living in high-risk urban environments is 21 years lower than life expectancy for female Asian Americans. This indicates that black males in high-risk urban areas have the lowest life expectancy among the groups studied."

You and your party conveniently forget about them, per usual.

You have always been ethnocentric, not me.

You show it again.

 

[Zincwarrior]

...I'm probably dead.

"The life expectancy for an American man born in 1949 was approximately 67 years. However, this is just a statistical average. Individual factors like health, lifestyle, and genetics can influence lifespan. For example, by 2021, the life expectancy for American men had increased to about 73 years. A male child born today in the U.S. has a life expectancy of 75+.

These numbers are compiled by (among others) the Social Security Administration, so imagine how fucked the SS "Trust Fund" would be if all us Boomers lived long lives. Fortunately, most of us are dead.

Its ok. Trump is killing your retirement in real.time.

 

[DGS49]

My stockbroker has planned for me to live to 95, and tells me that I could/should double what I'm taking out every month. The only fly in the ointment would be if my wife or I had to be placed in a posh "assisted living" facility, which would burn through about ten grand per month, each.

In all candor, if I reach the point where I can't golf or fuck, I hope I have the tools to painlessly off myself.

 

[0311]

My stockbroker has planned for me to live to 95, and tells me that I could/should double what I'm taking out every month. The only fly in the ointment would be if my wife or I had to be placed in a posh "assisted living" facility, which would burn through about ten grand per month, each.

In all candor, if I reach the point where I can't golf or fuck, I hope I have the tools to painlessly off myself.

Do it now and spare yourself the pain.