State Of The Union.So What Technique Will Obama Use To "Create Fake Tears"?

[Rexx Taylor]

There has to be at least 12 ways for anyone to make tears on cue. Aside from being close to a "Very Large Onion", what other ways will Obama use to "Pretend To Cry" when he brings up shootings of first graders and boys named Treyvon?
And how will they pull this off? Will Obama have some kind of "Mexican Pepper" on his right fingers?
Or maybe he will be forced to stare at a nude pic of Nancy Pelosi (off camera of course) when he gets to the sad parts of the speech.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

how about, Micheal Moore rips one about 10 feet away from Obama.

 

[easyt65]

....picturing in his mind his wife naked.....

 

[Rexx Taylor]

....picturing in his mind his wife naked.....

and Alan Grayson naked too.

 

[easyt65]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

 

[thereisnospoon]

There has to be at least 12 ways for anyone to make tears on cue. Aside from being close to a "Very Large Onion", what other ways will Obama use to "Pretend To Cry" when he brings up shootings of first graders and boys named Treyvon?
And how will they pull this off? Will Obama have some kind of "Mexican Pepper" on his right fingers?
Or maybe he will be forced to stare at a nude pic of Nancy Pelosi (off camera of course) when he gets to the sad parts of the speech.

Thumbtack in his shoe

 

[thereisnospoon]

how about, Micheal Moore rips one about 10 feet away from Obama.

Tears of laughter?

 

[thereisnospoon]

 

[LoneLaugher]

Awesome day's work, Rexx. You are one funny dude.

 

[aaronleland]

There will be a picture on the teleprompter of Hillary's ass cheeks spread, hole gaping.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

....picturing in his mind his wife naked.....

maybe Hillary can stand about 6 feet from the podium and drop her pants.

 

[Sherry]

The empty suit will well up with emotion when he points at the empty chair in the FLOTUS box for his gun control agenda...even though they laughed at Clint when he did it.

 

[mdk]

Just send him a link to one of your threads, that should get the water works rolling. lol

 

[aaronleland]

Mdk will send him dick pics. He'll just have to pretend it's sad crying.

 

[easyt65]

He should have 5 empty chairs - 1 for each of the Taliban 5 he released....

Maybe 4, for Mbassador Stevens and the other 3 Americans he and Hillary sacrificed / allowed to needlessly die...

Maybe 14 - 1 for each American murdered by the terrorist to whom he and his broken yet 'thorough' background check system gave a Visa...

 

[Rexx Taylor]

why not just have al sharpton stand next to Obama for the full 45 minutes?

 

[LoneLaugher]

Just send him a link to one of your threads, that should get the water works rolling. lol

Are you trying to tell Rexx something? Why beat around the bush?

 

[mdk]

Rex is about as funny as a pet store fire.

 

[easyt65]

Mdk will send him dick pics. He'll just have to pretend it's sad crying.

Anthony Weiner will already be doing this...

 

[LoneLaugher]

why not just have al sharpton stand next to Obama for the full 45 minutes?

OH! HHHhhhaaaahhhaaaahhhaaa! Funny!