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Plenty of other places to get coffee in town, I prefer patronizing locally-owned businesses anyway.
Some 20-year old preaching to me from a position of shallow, simplistic naivete? No thanks.
But I have to admit, this whole story is a hoot. I thought it was a joke when I first heard about it.
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I think I'll stick to the local Dunkin' Donuts for a few weeks while I'm traveling around the burbs in the morning, until this idiotic initiative dies down; for chain-store coffee, it's not too bad, and, having driven a big-rig and visited a thousand-and-one truck stops years ago, as a kid fresh out of the military, my taste buds are ruined - any ol' coffee will do.
And, when there's no DD nearby, and the urge for coffee strikes, I can always just use the Starbucks drive-thru, and avoid the lobby - given that the drive-thru window does not lend itself to wasting time on such drivel.
If it turns out that I'm wrong, when using the Starbucks window, and one of those little wankers starts-up with that shit, I can always say: "
Tell ya what, Missy (or Junior), let's defer this really important discussion for another time, when I've got time to spare, and not inclined to suggest you indulge in a two-pump Venti shut-the-phukk-up
, eh?"