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South Carolina Krispy Kreme Staff Attacked in Doughnut Flavor Selection Row
Two Krispy Kreme employees in South Carolina were attacked during a row about a doughnut selection, according to police.
Spartanburg Police Department (SPD) officers raced to the Krispy Kreme store at 354 North Church St. last weekend after they were alerted to reports of an assault at 7:15 p.m. on May 1.
Witnesses told police a man and woman were involved in a row with an employee at the drive-thru.
A police report, seen by CBS17, said the argument began when the customer asked for doughnuts that were not available at Krispy Kreme.