Abishai100
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I decided to include a stand-alone featurette about anti-terrorism soccer, so I could expound (just once) on the 'couture' of new age pro-globalization design, so I really hope you all like it!
Thanks so much for reading (signing off),
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"Ajay Satan was an idealistic Internet-blogger from Algeria who blogged about censorship/pornography in modern media. He was a terrific soccer player as a youngster in Algeria and then played casually in college in America! Ajay wrote about how soccer media promoted anti-terrorism dialogue, especially after the successes of the US women's national soccer team at the World Cup, which brought more globalization-minded political critics into the media world of sports-oriented peace dialogue. Ajay was a big fan of the Summer Olympics terrorism-docudrama film Munich."
"Ajay's girlfriend, an Italian-American fashion-model named Eva, was doing a special media shoot in Italy for the Serie A European pro-club team Inter Milan. You see, the US women's national soccer team was doing a joint-media venture with the Inter Milan men's club-soccer team, trying to promote Euro-soccer fanfare with American soccer interests. While soccer was popular in youth-leagues and colleges in America, it remained popular at the international level only in women's sports. Eva was doing stylish shoots to increase interest in female athletes and women in general towards European men's soccer!"
"As Eva prepared for one of her shoots for Inter Milan and the US women's national soccer team, she got a very strange death-threat letter from a deranged European/Italian soccer fan who claimed Eva was helping Americans 'invade' the world of European soccer. Eva called her boyfriend Ajay and told her about the death-threat, so Ajay flew to Italy to help her feel more safe. They told the police, so there was extra security now during the important photo-shoot which was going to be featured in GQ Magazine."
"The photo-shoot media-event was paired with an important UEFA Champions League game between Inter Milan and Manchester (from England's Premier League!). The Inter-Manchester rivalry was quite interesting in UEFA fan-clubs, so this would be the right media-marketing angle for the Inter Milan and US women's national soccer team joint-venture. Ajay Satan, Eva's boyfriend, reasoned that was the reason the deranged fan/terrorist was threatening his girlfriend Eva. Terrorism threatened new age social platforms regarding pro-globalization media."
"The Italian police provided extra security during the photo-shoots and the Inter-Manchester game, in the off-chance that the mysterious terrorist who sent Eva the death-threat would try to subvert these media-hyped events in Italy. Ajay Satan wondered if it would be prudent to blog about this terrible danger in one of his blogs. After all, his girlfriend was a popular fashion-model, and Ajay wanted the Italian police to simply do all the work and not worry about what he should be doing to increase awareness in one of his propaganda-blogs!"
"Another fashion-model at the photo-shoot was an Italian-American model named Evangelina. She was older than Eva and had more magazine and modeling time in the world of fashion. She was supporting Eva emotionally and assuring her that this death-threat was random and had nothing to do with Eva personally. It was simply a message sent by a deranged fan or terrorist! Eva agreed and felt comfortable because of the wise words of her older model-friend Evangelina."
"Ajay Satan decided to hit the streets of Italy while all the fashion-model and Inter-Manchester fandom and bruhaha were going on, to see if he could personally catch this deranged fan/terrorist. Ajay dressed up like a ninja and prowled around the city of Rome (Italy) in the wee small hours of the morning (3-6 am) and tried to see if he could 'entice' the deranged fan/terrorist into exposing himself, in the off-chance that the maniac was simply trying to 'hunt down' idealists in 'dirty' masks! Ajay found the psycho and discovered he was trying to mimic the American horror-film psycho Leatherface (a fictional chainsaw-wielding cannibal!), so he could scare away Americans trying to 'invade' Europe. Ajay paralyzed the ghoul with his mace-spray, but the psycho managed to escape and disappear. Ajay told the police about this 'Leatherface' incident the next day!"
"The Italian police-detective asked Ajay if his blogs included information about his interests in European soccer or his experience as a youngster playing soccer in Algeria. Ajay Satan admitted that he'd included photos of his colorful Inter Milan pro-club soccer trading-cards on one of his blogs, to address the consumerism-aesthetics of new age sports-marketing and how they contributed to commercial discussions about pro-globalization customs, exchange, and of course, dollars! The Italian police-detective suggested Ajay refrain from posting anymore images or ideas about Inter Milan merchandise, lest the Leatherface-copycat threatening his model-girlfriend use such merchandise as 'fodder' for his terroristic anti-American campaign!"
"Ajay noticed all the beautiful women at the model-shoots and Inter-Manchester fan-events in that entire experience and wondered how such a fun and colorful sport could be scarred by the modern reality of anti-commercial terrorism. Ajay had blogged about 9/11 and how it contributed to globalization-paranoia, but he wondered about the ugliness of anti-sports terrorism (e.g., Munich) and why even soccer, such a pleasing game, would be darkened by a maniac/terrorist."
"Ajay noticed the awesome military Lamborghini stationed outside the villa his girlfriend Eva and her model-friend Evangelina were staying in during the entire soccer-media event. This Lamborghini was equipped with so many security and weapons-features that only a fool would try to threaten the villa where people were comfortably visiting (Eva/Evangelina). Had the Leatherface-copycat not performed his threatening deed, such elaborate security measures would simply be dorky!"
"Ajay also noticed the impressive newly-designed handguns the Italian police stationed outside the villa where Eva/Evangelina were staying were carrying! These transparent guns were rapid-firing and extremely easy-to-use, so the police could immediately find and shoot their targets with minimum noise. Ajay marveled at all the fineries and darts that anti-terrorism deliberation had generated in the modern era. He hoped he could blog about these decisions when he returned to the USA."
"Finally, the Leatherface-copycat who sent Ajay's model-girlfriend the death-threat was captured! He turned out to be the handsome/dashing model-boyfriend of Eva's model-girlfriend Evangelina! The maniac/terrorist was none other than the Italian fashion-model Guiseppe Totti, who'd done lots of work with pro-sports teams and was a huge fan of Inter Milan himself. It turned out that Totti was indeed paranoid about Americans (in this case, the US women's national soccer team!) 'invading' the 'world' of European soccer. Ajay was so relieved Totti was caught and arrested and congratulated the Italian police!"
"The media-event and Inter-Manchester game concluded with peaceful success. The GQ Magazine featurette marketing the event featured the incredible photos of the models in stunning fashion-attire, promoting not only women-in-sports (i.e., the US women's national soccer team) but also the hyping of Italian couture/customs surrounding Inter Milan soccer and hence European ritual itself! The magazine-article included a small mention about the maniac/terrorist Totti who'd endangered the entire ornamental operation."
"Ajay and Eva returned to America, and Eva continued to do more modeling-shoots. Now, she was working with the US women's national soccer team in a cool ad about the upcoming Summer Olympics, where a number of the female athletes from the US national team would compete in the soccer tournament, hoping to bring home a coveted gold medal. Eva was doing shoots featuring herself and some of the members of the US national team in designed swimwear and bikinis, perfect for summertime drawings."
AJAY: Thank God Totti is in jail!
EVA: He may as well have been Leatherface.
AJAY: Terrorism stinks!
EVA: Thanks for accompanying me in Italy, Ajay.
AJAY: I had nothing better to do...
EVA: Well, I guess that's why you weren't blogging!
AJAY: Right; I'm glad you're safe now, Eva.
EVA: What're you going to blog now, sweetie?
AJAY: Well, I won't include Inter Milan paraphernalia.
EVA: Good.
AJAY: Maybe I'll talk about the Munich '72 terrorism.
EVA: Sounds interesting...
AJAY: Is everything cool with your current Olympics modeling stuff?
EVA: Everything's fine!
AJAY: You became a real 'soccer damsel' and heroine, Eva.
EVA: Thanks!
AJAY: We should get married.
EVA: Let me finish this Olympics modeling-shoot first.
AJAY: Alright; maybe you should ease off the other sports-related stuff.
EVA: Yeah, we need to get over the trauma of the Totti-affair.
AJAY: Right.
EVA: Terrorism is the new face of evil.
AJAY: It's worse than drugs now.
EVA: Jesus will protect us.
AJAY: Of course...
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Thanks so much for reading (signing off),
====
"Ajay Satan was an idealistic Internet-blogger from Algeria who blogged about censorship/pornography in modern media. He was a terrific soccer player as a youngster in Algeria and then played casually in college in America! Ajay wrote about how soccer media promoted anti-terrorism dialogue, especially after the successes of the US women's national soccer team at the World Cup, which brought more globalization-minded political critics into the media world of sports-oriented peace dialogue. Ajay was a big fan of the Summer Olympics terrorism-docudrama film Munich."
"Ajay's girlfriend, an Italian-American fashion-model named Eva, was doing a special media shoot in Italy for the Serie A European pro-club team Inter Milan. You see, the US women's national soccer team was doing a joint-media venture with the Inter Milan men's club-soccer team, trying to promote Euro-soccer fanfare with American soccer interests. While soccer was popular in youth-leagues and colleges in America, it remained popular at the international level only in women's sports. Eva was doing stylish shoots to increase interest in female athletes and women in general towards European men's soccer!"
"As Eva prepared for one of her shoots for Inter Milan and the US women's national soccer team, she got a very strange death-threat letter from a deranged European/Italian soccer fan who claimed Eva was helping Americans 'invade' the world of European soccer. Eva called her boyfriend Ajay and told her about the death-threat, so Ajay flew to Italy to help her feel more safe. They told the police, so there was extra security now during the important photo-shoot which was going to be featured in GQ Magazine."
"The photo-shoot media-event was paired with an important UEFA Champions League game between Inter Milan and Manchester (from England's Premier League!). The Inter-Manchester rivalry was quite interesting in UEFA fan-clubs, so this would be the right media-marketing angle for the Inter Milan and US women's national soccer team joint-venture. Ajay Satan, Eva's boyfriend, reasoned that was the reason the deranged fan/terrorist was threatening his girlfriend Eva. Terrorism threatened new age social platforms regarding pro-globalization media."
"The Italian police provided extra security during the photo-shoots and the Inter-Manchester game, in the off-chance that the mysterious terrorist who sent Eva the death-threat would try to subvert these media-hyped events in Italy. Ajay Satan wondered if it would be prudent to blog about this terrible danger in one of his blogs. After all, his girlfriend was a popular fashion-model, and Ajay wanted the Italian police to simply do all the work and not worry about what he should be doing to increase awareness in one of his propaganda-blogs!"
"Another fashion-model at the photo-shoot was an Italian-American model named Evangelina. She was older than Eva and had more magazine and modeling time in the world of fashion. She was supporting Eva emotionally and assuring her that this death-threat was random and had nothing to do with Eva personally. It was simply a message sent by a deranged fan or terrorist! Eva agreed and felt comfortable because of the wise words of her older model-friend Evangelina."
"Ajay Satan decided to hit the streets of Italy while all the fashion-model and Inter-Manchester fandom and bruhaha were going on, to see if he could personally catch this deranged fan/terrorist. Ajay dressed up like a ninja and prowled around the city of Rome (Italy) in the wee small hours of the morning (3-6 am) and tried to see if he could 'entice' the deranged fan/terrorist into exposing himself, in the off-chance that the maniac was simply trying to 'hunt down' idealists in 'dirty' masks! Ajay found the psycho and discovered he was trying to mimic the American horror-film psycho Leatherface (a fictional chainsaw-wielding cannibal!), so he could scare away Americans trying to 'invade' Europe. Ajay paralyzed the ghoul with his mace-spray, but the psycho managed to escape and disappear. Ajay told the police about this 'Leatherface' incident the next day!"
"The Italian police-detective asked Ajay if his blogs included information about his interests in European soccer or his experience as a youngster playing soccer in Algeria. Ajay Satan admitted that he'd included photos of his colorful Inter Milan pro-club soccer trading-cards on one of his blogs, to address the consumerism-aesthetics of new age sports-marketing and how they contributed to commercial discussions about pro-globalization customs, exchange, and of course, dollars! The Italian police-detective suggested Ajay refrain from posting anymore images or ideas about Inter Milan merchandise, lest the Leatherface-copycat threatening his model-girlfriend use such merchandise as 'fodder' for his terroristic anti-American campaign!"
"Ajay noticed all the beautiful women at the model-shoots and Inter-Manchester fan-events in that entire experience and wondered how such a fun and colorful sport could be scarred by the modern reality of anti-commercial terrorism. Ajay had blogged about 9/11 and how it contributed to globalization-paranoia, but he wondered about the ugliness of anti-sports terrorism (e.g., Munich) and why even soccer, such a pleasing game, would be darkened by a maniac/terrorist."
"Ajay noticed the awesome military Lamborghini stationed outside the villa his girlfriend Eva and her model-friend Evangelina were staying in during the entire soccer-media event. This Lamborghini was equipped with so many security and weapons-features that only a fool would try to threaten the villa where people were comfortably visiting (Eva/Evangelina). Had the Leatherface-copycat not performed his threatening deed, such elaborate security measures would simply be dorky!"
"Ajay also noticed the impressive newly-designed handguns the Italian police stationed outside the villa where Eva/Evangelina were staying were carrying! These transparent guns were rapid-firing and extremely easy-to-use, so the police could immediately find and shoot their targets with minimum noise. Ajay marveled at all the fineries and darts that anti-terrorism deliberation had generated in the modern era. He hoped he could blog about these decisions when he returned to the USA."
"Finally, the Leatherface-copycat who sent Ajay's model-girlfriend the death-threat was captured! He turned out to be the handsome/dashing model-boyfriend of Eva's model-girlfriend Evangelina! The maniac/terrorist was none other than the Italian fashion-model Guiseppe Totti, who'd done lots of work with pro-sports teams and was a huge fan of Inter Milan himself. It turned out that Totti was indeed paranoid about Americans (in this case, the US women's national soccer team!) 'invading' the 'world' of European soccer. Ajay was so relieved Totti was caught and arrested and congratulated the Italian police!"
"The media-event and Inter-Manchester game concluded with peaceful success. The GQ Magazine featurette marketing the event featured the incredible photos of the models in stunning fashion-attire, promoting not only women-in-sports (i.e., the US women's national soccer team) but also the hyping of Italian couture/customs surrounding Inter Milan soccer and hence European ritual itself! The magazine-article included a small mention about the maniac/terrorist Totti who'd endangered the entire ornamental operation."
"Ajay and Eva returned to America, and Eva continued to do more modeling-shoots. Now, she was working with the US women's national soccer team in a cool ad about the upcoming Summer Olympics, where a number of the female athletes from the US national team would compete in the soccer tournament, hoping to bring home a coveted gold medal. Eva was doing shoots featuring herself and some of the members of the US national team in designed swimwear and bikinis, perfect for summertime drawings."
AJAY: Thank God Totti is in jail!
EVA: He may as well have been Leatherface.
AJAY: Terrorism stinks!
EVA: Thanks for accompanying me in Italy, Ajay.
AJAY: I had nothing better to do...
EVA: Well, I guess that's why you weren't blogging!
AJAY: Right; I'm glad you're safe now, Eva.
EVA: What're you going to blog now, sweetie?
AJAY: Well, I won't include Inter Milan paraphernalia.
EVA: Good.
AJAY: Maybe I'll talk about the Munich '72 terrorism.
EVA: Sounds interesting...
AJAY: Is everything cool with your current Olympics modeling stuff?
EVA: Everything's fine!
AJAY: You became a real 'soccer damsel' and heroine, Eva.
EVA: Thanks!
AJAY: We should get married.
EVA: Let me finish this Olympics modeling-shoot first.
AJAY: Alright; maybe you should ease off the other sports-related stuff.
EVA: Yeah, we need to get over the trauma of the Totti-affair.
AJAY: Right.
EVA: Terrorism is the new face of evil.
AJAY: It's worse than drugs now.
EVA: Jesus will protect us.
AJAY: Of course...
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