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[Zoom-boing]

Yo...let's face it...we Boomers rock! We're trend setters!

I refer to myself as jiggy and delight in the squirming and eyerolls of my kids. Embarrassing my offspring, just one more service I offer!

 

[AVG-JOE]

It's not the years, it's the mileage.

It's not the years or the milage. It's the maintenance.

-Joe

(50 and maintaining as I typo this)

 

[alan1]

Yo...let's face it...we Boomers rock! We're trend setters!

I refer to myself as jiggy and delight in the squirming and eyerolls of my kids. Embarrassing my offspring, just one more service I offer!

Wow, you call them offspring?
I refer to mine as spawn.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Who's in the over 50 crowd here? Anyone?

Good lord, NO.

"And then one day you find ten years have got behind you"

Enjoy your 40's!

 

[Zoom-boing]

Yo...let's face it...we Boomers rock! We're trend setters!

I refer to myself as jiggy and delight in the squirming and eyerolls of my kids. Embarrassing my offspring, just one more service I offer!

Wow, you call them offspring?
I refer to mine as spawn.

Only when they're not getting on my nerves. Then I call them pitas!

 

[xotoxi]

It's not the years or the milage. It's the maintenance.

Pickled vegetables last forever.

 

[alan1]

I refer to myself as jiggy and delight in the squirming and eyerolls of my kids. Embarrassing my offspring, just one more service I offer!

Wow, you call them offspring?
I refer to mine as spawn.

Only when they're not getting on my nerves. Then I call them pitas!

Mine are spawn all the time, cept when I want to brag to strangers.