HGROKIT
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Yes Dear.Sandy73 said:
So your in front of a cop going a little fast
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HGROKIT said:
Moi
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It absolutly depends on the cop. I've been driving since I was 15 and am now 37...without jinxing myself I will say that I have only one speeding ticket that entire time, when I was 27 years old.
One day on a 35 mph road I was cruising along minding my own business...it was probably about 11 p.m. and I was driving out of town because my mom was in the hospital states away so I was anxious to get there. Well, headlights were behind me creeping up fast...I was probably going about 5 mi. over the speed limit so I pulled over to the right lane...headlights followed and were pretty darn close for a two lane road with just us on it...slowed down...headlights didn't get any farther away...went left...kept up speed...headlights followed...proceeded to gun the engine (had a pretty decent one too so I took off like a shot). Lo' and behold a Virginia state trooper puts the whirlys on and stops me.
Trooper: Ma'am, do you know how fast you were going?
Me: No, not really. You were so very close to me that I became scared and tried to get away.
Trooper: I was following you to see what you'd do.
Me: Do? I shit my pants and gunned the engine to get away from what I thought was a stalker!
Trooper: I just wanted to see if you were stupid enough to speed. You were.
Me: Arent' you a prince...just give me the f'ing ticket.
Well, I paid the damn thing cause I figured in so many years of driving I'd gotten away with my fair share by then.
One day on a 35 mph road I was cruising along minding my own business...it was probably about 11 p.m. and I was driving out of town because my mom was in the hospital states away so I was anxious to get there. Well, headlights were behind me creeping up fast...I was probably going about 5 mi. over the speed limit so I pulled over to the right lane...headlights followed and were pretty darn close for a two lane road with just us on it...slowed down...headlights didn't get any farther away...went left...kept up speed...headlights followed...proceeded to gun the engine (had a pretty decent one too so I took off like a shot). Lo' and behold a Virginia state trooper puts the whirlys on and stops me.
Trooper: Ma'am, do you know how fast you were going?
Me: No, not really. You were so very close to me that I became scared and tried to get away.
Trooper: I was following you to see what you'd do.
Me: Do? I shit my pants and gunned the engine to get away from what I thought was a stalker!
Trooper: I just wanted to see if you were stupid enough to speed. You were.
Me: Arent' you a prince...just give me the f'ing ticket.
Well, I paid the damn thing cause I figured in so many years of driving I'd gotten away with my fair share by then.
HGROKIT
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Luvin' you too!Sandy73 said:
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HGROKIT said:
Yeah don't you just feel the love ?
DKSuddeth
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Sandy, do I have to threaten you with a speeding ticket to get a picture of your ass also? 
HGROKIT
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Uh yeah Sandy - a month or so ago you told me you were gonna post it - what gives?DKSuddeth said:Sandy, do I have to threaten you with a speeding ticket to get a picture of your ass also?
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Sandy73
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I don't recall saying I would post one and DK I sent you one ! 
DKSuddeth
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Sandy73 said:I don't recall saying I would post one and DK I sent you one !
can't blame a guy for trying to get a second one, can ya? :teeth:
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DKSuddeth said:
Where is mine of yours ? :happy2:
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