You're a victim of rich people, who can't defend his home or family against violent criminals and who blames the inanimate object, not the man.
I also suspect you sit when you pee.
I blame big corporations selling these things to people who never should have had them to start with.
Nancy Lanza was batshit crazy, but someone at Freedom Works decided she was the ideal market demagraphic... and that's the problem.
Now, your sexist stupidity aside, the fact is, guns are ALMOST NEVER USED for self defense.
Advocating a gun in the house is like advocating a rabid pit pull for home protection.