So many unanswered questions

[Auld Phart]

Why doesn't Dora the Explorer use Googlemaps?

How DO you get to Sesame St?

Why don't we ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

why is "abbreviated" is such a long word?

why is lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why isn't phonetic spelled fonetik?

have others?

 

[theDoctorisIn]

Why do we drive on parkways, and park in driveways?

 

[Auld Phart]

can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

 

[Hossfly]

Q. Why are lesbians flocking to Cabelas and Gander Mountain?

A. 'Cause they don't like Dicks.

 

[Auld Phart]

Q. Why are lesbians flocking to Cabelas and Gander Mountain?

A. 'Cause they don't like Dicks.

I know a couple that would shoot you for that joke