Skeleton Of Man Who Dreaded Becoming A Museum Exhibit Will Finally Be Removed From Display

It never should have been on display in the first place though.


If i was the worlds richest man, i would buy that skeleton and make it the main character on a TV show, rigging the skeleton itself to be a puppet on strings. Imagine all the hijinks and shenanigans he could get into!
 
It never should have been on display in the first place though.


I’m not a giant but I’ll take his place when I die. Climate controlled tomb with special care of my bones. Scaring children with my big toothy grin, haunt the museum at night and check out the exhibits for free. What’s not to like? I’d have a blast with the museum employees. My ghost would float on down to the cafeteria, grab some Cheetos and then go back to my exhibit. When the employees look in on me the next day my fingers will be dayglow orange and an empty bag by my side. Freak the employees out a bit. Lol
 
I guess the movies are accurate. The Brits were apparently big on body snatching in the 18th and 19th centuries. Anything for a buck. (or a shilling)
 

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