Signs You're Already Dead And Just Hanging Out in Purgatory.

[Marion Morrison]

I cannot stand her fake eyelashes! Grah!

Peel those off and she's hawt!

 

[MarathonMike]

After that, things gets sketchy. There are countless films, books, and television shows about what might happen after death. Sometimes, deceased characters don't realize they're dead because they're trapped in purgatory - an intermediate plane between heaven and hell.

So how the hell do you know you're in purgatory? You have to pay attention to certain omens. Maybe you plunged into purgatory unknowingly, but you don't have to stay in the dark forever. In fact, if you ever wish to accept your demise, you have to be able to recognize what happened. Here are a few clues.

Signs You're Already Dead And Just Hanging Out In Purgatory

An idiotic reality TV star/pathological liar cheats his way into the White House.

LoL, 'cheats his way into the White House'. You can't even admit he kicked Hillary's ass using the same 2 century old method we have always used. Or are you saying those Facebook ads caused Donald Trump's Electoral College landslide? You guys are hilarious and you don't even know it.

 

[gtopa1]

I'm not dead yet.

Greg

 

[JoeMoma]

I cannot stand her fake eyelashes! Grah!

I usually don't notice her fake lashes because she has nice tits.

 

[JoeMoma]

I'm not dead yet.

Greg

Only dead people can see this thread.

 

[Billy_Bob]

I'm not dead yet.

Greg

had to go there.... didn't ya...

 

[Marion Morrison]

I cannot stand her fake eyelashes! Grah!

I usually don't notice her fake lashes because she has nice tits.

That's understandable. I look past tits, though..Oh yeah, she has nice ones.

Women can be great without tits involved, though.

 

[Mindful]

I cannot stand her fake eyelashes! Grah!

I usually don't notice her fake lashes because she has nice tits.

That's understandable. I look past tits, though..Oh yeah, she has nice ones.

Women can be great without tits involved, though.

Even dead ones?

The women I mean, not the tits.

 

[Moonglow]

Shouldn't this be in the paranormal forum?

If you want.

Didn't know there was one.

Would you like me to ask the mod to move it?

I don't mind it being here. Just seemed out of place, like when I put my milk in the kitchen cabinet and my cereal in the refrigerator.

I thought some of the explanations seemed rather scientific.

But if it disturbs you, I'll request a move.

Stop being so conciliatory.. unless you really are Saint Peter..

 

[JoeMoma]

I cannot stand her fake eyelashes! Grah!

I usually don't notice her fake lashes because she has nice tits.

That's understandable. I look past tits, though..Oh yeah, she has nice ones.

Women can be great without tits involved, though.

I look past eyelashes. That being said, as far as her tits are concerned.......\

 

[Marion Morrison]

I cannot stand her fake eyelashes! Grah!

I usually don't notice her fake lashes because she has nice tits.

That's understandable. I look past tits, though..Oh yeah, she has nice ones.

Women can be great without tits involved, though.

Even dead ones?

I reckon that depends on what they did in life.

 

[Mindful]

Shouldn't this be in the paranormal forum?

If you want.

Didn't know there was one.

Would you like me to ask the mod to move it?

I don't mind it being here. Just seemed out of place, like when I put my milk in the kitchen cabinet and my cereal in the refrigerator.

I thought some of the explanations seemed rather scientific.

But if it disturbs you, I'll request a move.

Stop being so conciliatory.. unless you really are Saint Peter..

You want to fight?

I'm not in the mood today. I'm dead.

 

[Moonglow]

Shouldn't this be in the paranormal forum?

If you want.

Didn't know there was one.

Would you like me to ask the mod to move it?

I don't mind it being here. Just seemed out of place, like when I put my milk in the kitchen cabinet and my cereal in the refrigerator.

I thought some of the explanations seemed rather scientific.

But if it disturbs you, I'll request a move.

Stop being so conciliatory.. unless you really are Saint Peter..

You want to fight?

I'm not in the mood today. I'm dead.

Half dead that is...

 

[Mindful]

If you want.

Didn't know there was one.

Would you like me to ask the mod to move it?

I don't mind it being here. Just seemed out of place, like when I put my milk in the kitchen cabinet and my cereal in the refrigerator.

I thought some of the explanations seemed rather scientific.

But if it disturbs you, I'll request a move.

Stop being so conciliatory.. unless you really are Saint Peter..

You want to fight?

I'm not in the mood today. I'm dead.

Half dead that is...

Oh, we're going there, are we?

Knowing you.

 

[Moonglow]

I don't mind it being here. Just seemed out of place, like when I put my milk in the kitchen cabinet and my cereal in the refrigerator.

I thought some of the explanations seemed rather scientific.

But if it disturbs you, I'll request a move.

Stop being so conciliatory.. unless you really are Saint Peter..

You want to fight?

I'm not in the mood today. I'm dead.

Half dead that is...

Oh, we're going there, are we?

Knowing you.

Lyrics
A one, two
A one, two, three, four
Half a bee, philosophically
Must, ipso facto, half not be
But half the bee has got to be
A vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing
A laa dee dee, a one two three
Eric, the half a bee
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Eric, the half a bee
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
A fiddle de dum, a fiddle de dee
Eric, the half a bee
Hoh hoh hoh, tee hee hee
Eric, the half a bee
I love this hive, employee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon, by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally
The end
Cyril Connelly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh, Cyril Connelly
Songwriters: Eric Idle / Terry Jones / John Marwood Cleese
Eric the Half a Bee lyrics © Python Monty Pictures Ltd.

 

[Mindful]

I thought some of the explanations seemed rather scientific.

But if it disturbs you, I'll request a move.

Stop being so conciliatory.. unless you really are Saint Peter..

You want to fight?

I'm not in the mood today. I'm dead.

Half dead that is...

Oh, we're going there, are we?

Knowing you.

Lyrics
A one, two
A one, two, three, four
Half a bee, philosophically
Must, ipso facto, half not be
But half the bee has got to be
A vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing
A laa dee dee, a one two three
Eric, the half a bee
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Eric, the half a bee
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
A fiddle de dum, a fiddle de dee
Eric, the half a bee
Hoh hoh hoh, tee hee hee
Eric, the half a bee
I love this hive, employee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon, by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally
The end
Cyril Connelly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh, Cyril Connelly
Songwriters: Eric Idle / Terry Jones / John Marwood Cleese
Eric the Half a Bee lyrics © Python Monty Pictures Ltd.

You expect a dead person to digest all that?

It's Sunday. I've got some living to do.

 

[Moonglow]

Stop being so conciliatory.. unless you really are Saint Peter..

You want to fight?

I'm not in the mood today. I'm dead.

Half dead that is...

Oh, we're going there, are we?

Knowing you.

Lyrics
A one, two
A one, two, three, four
Half a bee, philosophically
Must, ipso facto, half not be
But half the bee has got to be
A vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing
A laa dee dee, a one two three
Eric, the half a bee
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Eric, the half a bee
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
A fiddle de dum, a fiddle de dee
Eric, the half a bee
Hoh hoh hoh, tee hee hee
Eric, the half a bee
I love this hive, employee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon, by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally
The end
Cyril Connelly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh, Cyril Connelly
Songwriters: Eric Idle / Terry Jones / John Marwood Cleese
Eric the Half a Bee lyrics © Python Monty Pictures Ltd.

You expect a dead person to digest all that?

It's Sunday. I've got some living to do.

Today is the day to rise,,and shine with your aura...clothes optional.

 

[Mindful]

You want to fight?

I'm not in the mood today. I'm dead.

Half dead that is...

Oh, we're going there, are we?

Knowing you.

Lyrics
A one, two
A one, two, three, four
Half a bee, philosophically
Must, ipso facto, half not be
But half the bee has got to be
A vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing
A laa dee dee, a one two three
Eric, the half a bee
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Eric, the half a bee
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
A fiddle de dum, a fiddle de dee
Eric, the half a bee
Hoh hoh hoh, tee hee hee
Eric, the half a bee
I love this hive, employee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon, by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally
The end
Cyril Connelly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh, Cyril Connelly
Songwriters: Eric Idle / Terry Jones / John Marwood Cleese
Eric the Half a Bee lyrics © Python Monty Pictures Ltd.

You expect a dead person to digest all that?

It's Sunday. I've got some living to do.

Today is the day to rise,,and shine with your aura...clothes optional.

Yeah. We're not prudes in this dimension.

And the weather did turn hot.

 

[Moonglow]

Half dead that is...

Oh, we're going there, are we?

Knowing you.

Lyrics
A one, two
A one, two, three, four
Half a bee, philosophically
Must, ipso facto, half not be
But half the bee has got to be
A vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing
A laa dee dee, a one two three
Eric, the half a bee
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Eric, the half a bee
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
A fiddle de dum, a fiddle de dee
Eric, the half a bee
Hoh hoh hoh, tee hee hee
Eric, the half a bee
I love this hive, employee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon, by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally
The end
Cyril Connelly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh, Cyril Connelly
Songwriters: Eric Idle / Terry Jones / John Marwood Cleese
Eric the Half a Bee lyrics © Python Monty Pictures Ltd.

You expect a dead person to digest all that?

It's Sunday. I've got some living to do.

Today is the day to rise,,and shine with your aura...clothes optional.

Yeah. We're not prudes in this dimension.

And the weather did turn hot.

Are you ready for that bacon wrapped ham dinner?

 

[Mindful]

Oh, we're going there, are we?

Knowing you.

Lyrics
A one, two
A one, two, three, four
Half a bee, philosophically
Must, ipso facto, half not be
But half the bee has got to be
A vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing
A laa dee dee, a one two three
Eric, the half a bee
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Eric, the half a bee
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
A fiddle de dum, a fiddle de dee
Eric, the half a bee
Hoh hoh hoh, tee hee hee
Eric, the half a bee
I love this hive, employee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon, by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally
The end
Cyril Connelly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh, Cyril Connelly
Songwriters: Eric Idle / Terry Jones / John Marwood Cleese
Eric the Half a Bee lyrics © Python Monty Pictures Ltd.

You expect a dead person to digest all that?

It's Sunday. I've got some living to do.

Today is the day to rise,,and shine with your aura...clothes optional.

Yeah. We're not prudes in this dimension.

And the weather did turn hot.

Are you ready for that bacon wrapped ham dinner?

No.

Why?