Pedophilia is an overwhelming conservative thing now. For example,
Missouri Attorney General Refers 12 Catholic Clergy for Prosecution
So, what is it about conservatism that leads to pedophilia?
And why yes, it was a cherrypicking fallacy I did there. But hey, sauce for the goose. And I guarantee I can pick a lot more cherries that illustrate pedo conservatives, if anyone wants to get into a cherrypicking match with me.
My theory? Conservatism teaches that God will forgive you for anything, leading them to believe they have a blanket license to sin. For example, look at the way the OP lied like a rug in his first post. Nobody was saying to accept pedos, but he still lied and claimed otherwise, and he has no regrets about lying, because he thinks he's lying for God.