She must be American

[Captain Caveman]

You don't need a Farage. At this point you need a Churchill to deal with your invasion.

We'll be more than happy to send you some Lend-Lease weapons if you need them, like we did in WW2.

You should have done that with Ukraine!! The UK is the the only country that has paid off its war costs.

If Ukraine win, as per history, will the US claim they won it

 

[Captain Caveman]

Must be why we nuked their asses at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They sunk a few boats and we turned all of them to glass beads.


We were expecting others to fight their own battles. You can't even run your own economy, that is why you invented the Euro.


Yep, we have more ass-kicking muscle in our little finger than all of the British military.
Remember that when we drop out of NATO or Trump demands you Limey's actually pay your fair share.

I don't read butchered quotes so that's a waste of time. Either converse properly or fuck off

 

[Captain Caveman]

No need to. We have 50 countries right here.

That's why you're thick as fuck on geography, culture knowledge, and history.

 

[toobfreak]

I don't read butchered quotes so that's a waste of time.

It is called truncating a statement to the salient points.
Gee, talk about the uneducated.

 

[toobfreak]

That's why you're thick as fuck on geography, culture knowledge, and history.

I am? You're way off asshole. I could dance circles around you.
BTW dolt, you didn't notice that the girl in your video had a BRITISH ACCENT?

 

[Captain Caveman]

It is called truncating a statement to the salient points.
Gee, talk about the uneducated.

Do you sit in a pub or restaurant and converse like that with friends and family?

"Well, you said bla bla , so I say blur blur blur"

"Then you said, bla bla bla, so I say blur blur"

"Then you said........

I hope they punch your truncating lights out for that crazy shit.

 

[Captain Caveman]

I am? You're way off asshole. I could dance circles around you.
BTW dolt, you didn't notice that the girl in your video had a BRITISH ACCENT?

It is in the humour section you utter thick head

 

[toobfreak]

Do you sit in a pub or restaurant and converse like that with friends and family?

Are all you Brits such dimwits?
What do you do, converse in a pub by writing out everything you say on the table and wall?
I get it. Just another triggered Limey.

 

[toobfreak]

It is in the humour section you utter thick head

 

[Captain Caveman]

Are all you Brits such dimwits?
What do you do, converse in a pub by writing out everything you say on the table and wall?
I get it. Just another triggered Limey.

In the UK when we converse, the friend or family member replies without repeating what we said in snippet firm between bits of their reply.

It's because we have the brain capacity in remembering what we've said instead of having it to be relayed back to us in snippet form. Also, we can comprehend how a full single reply relates to what we've said.

So if you go down the retarded dimwit process of butchering quotes with snippet replies with me, it just means you've wasted your breath. In fact, if you look in the feedback section, I did a post asking folk to quit that shit if they expect a reply. If I owned a forum, that crazy multi quote crap wouldn't exist, in fact, it would get you an infraction for trying to circumnavigate it. Either converse like an adult, or simply don't bother replying.

 

[Captain Caveman]

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[toobfreak]

In the UK when we converse,

You converse?

It's because we have the brain capacity

You have brain capacity?

having it to be relayed back to us in snippet form.

You need the whole statement to remember what you just said? Do you have any idea how much server space is used up here copying redundant text?

Also, we can comprehend how a full single reply relates to what we've said.

So you only think of yourself and not other readers who don't want to have to wade through voluminous text to find the small part being responded to?

the retarded dimwit process of butchering quotes

Good one!

it just means you've wasted your breath.

Wasted my breath?

Either converse like an adult, or simply don't bother replying.

Look dumbshit, Truncating posts is both a common literary practice among the educated as well as a permitted practice according to the rules. If you can't follow your own conversation, I suggest you get on a British forum where all they do is talk about Queen Victoria.

 

[1srelluc]

Go to Wales, they have practical lessons on sheep cuddling in class, with a little probing. Ask Tommy Tit about that, he got an A+ in his exam.

Do they still sing a lot?

 

[Captain Caveman]

Do they still sing a lot?

Yes, annoyingly. Despite being awful, it's not as bad as Scottish bagpipes, bloody screechy things.

 

[1srelluc]

Yes, annoyingly. Despite being awful, it's not as bad as Scottish bagpipes, bloody screechy things.

Yeah, not as good as the real deal.

 

[Captain Caveman]

Yeah, not as good as the real deal.

I refuse to play any of that.

 

[1srelluc]

I refuse to play any of that.

I guess you hate FREEDOM!

 

[1srelluc]

 

[Captain Caveman]

I guess you hate FREEDOM!

I embrace it, I keep my ears Free from as much screeching as possible.

 

[Captain Caveman]

That one and It's a Long Way to the Top to Rock N Roll by AC/DC is slightly passable.