She must be American

[Captain Caveman]

What a dumb answer, only an Ameri...........

 

[Auld Phart]

What a dumb answer, only an Ameri...........

I love that show. wish they would Americanize it and do it here.

(I got tired of Wheel of Fortune years ago)

 

[JGalt]

What a dumb answer, only an Ameri...........

Everyone knows the answer to that question: It was King Biggus Dickus.

 

[Captain Caveman]

Everyone knows the answer to that question: It was King Biggus Dickus.

You're a Monty Python fan

 

[1srelluc]

One out of three with good teeth.

 

[JGalt]

You're a Monty Python fan

Of course. British humor is your country's saving grace. It's the only thing that keeps your little island afloat.

 

[Captain Caveman]

One out of three with good teeth.

The cliché faggot is back

 

[lg325]

I am American and I knew this. They have rich parents who buy their diplomas. They probably taught this in school but ignored all they were taught. I have met many of them.

 

[Captain Caveman]

Of course. British humor is your country's saving grace. It's the only thing that keeps your little island afloat.

Dumbfuckery keeps the US floating

 

[JGalt]

Dumbfuckery keeps the US floating

Wrong, boyo. This country was build on a solid foundation of rock. It doesn't matter how many immigrants we take in, unlike your little floating turd of an island off the coast of France.

I'm surprised you haven't already capsized and sank from the weight of all those former colonial subjects you've taken it upon yourselves to inherit.

Better get some swimming lessons before that happens.

 

[Captain Caveman]

I am American and I knew this. They have rich parents who buy their diplomas. They probably taught this in school but ignored all they were taught. I have met many of them.

I don't know if they teach Kings and Queens in school. I remember my two boys being taught drugs and religion in RE. Not sure what they were told in history. That was just before the woke years, thank goodness.

Luckily they have a dad that bought them books on the World Wars, history on the Royals etc.. One thing I have no clue about are the works of Shakespeare, all gobbledygook crap to me.

Go to Wales, they have practical lessons on sheep cuddling in class, with a little probing. Ask Tommy Tit about that, he got an A+ in his exam.

 

[Captain Caveman]

Wrong, boyo. This country was build on a solid foundation of rock. It doesn't matter how many immigrants we take in, unlike your little floating turd of an island off the coast of France.

I'm surprised you haven't already capsized and sank from the weight of all those former colonial subjects you've taken it upon yourselves to inherit.

Better get some swimming lessons before that happens.

Granted, we suffer from the weight of migrants, but at least you have to acknowledge that North America suffers from the weight of it's inhabitants lard, and the hundreds of millions of skinny South American illegals.

It's why we need the likes of Farage to sort this mess out. About 4 and a bit years to go.

 

[toobfreak]

What a dumb answer, only an Ameri...........

What is England? I thought they floated out to sea or weren't they now a muslim country?

I just remember our saving their ass from Hitler by giving them an effective radar screen so they could see Hitler's Luftwaffe coming!

 

[toobfreak]

What a dumb answer, only an Ameri...........

Well, you see, here's the problem. Our school system today no longer bothers teaching British history to young Americans because our school system was taken over by globalists and now operates a lot more like England's!

Besides, they barely are lucky they even teach our own American history now much less a minor 3rd world country like yours.

Kids now need a $1400 smart phone to figure out the change in breaking a dollar.

 

[Captain Caveman]

What is England? I thought they floated out to sea or weren't they now a muslim country?

I just remember our saving their ass from Hitler by giving them an effective radar screen so they could see Hitler's Luftwaffe coming!

Oh God, another cliché numpty, down to the basement for you -

https://www.usmessageboard.com/threads/list-of-cliches-used-by-yanks.1127830/

Might want to stay away from the Texas State Fair, as an appeals court says that event can ban guns. Gun Free Zone anyone?

Oh they still have problems, but since their little Island is surrounded by water, they dont have a flood of criminal elements coming into their country like we do. All the clichés have started, you need to stop that playground shit. Maybe you've just highlighted another point, Yanks are too...

www.usmessageboard.com

You joined the part-time WWII because the Japanese kicked your arse, thick twat. You always go in late and come out claiming to be the victors. Even the French won independence for the British colonies because they couldn't win that too. You have to scratch your head hard to work out any wars the US has won on its own. You're all brawn and no brains, that's why commanding troops in the World Wars had to be taken away from US officers.

I have a joiner mate that went into an Apache helicopter gunner position just before Iraq kicked off. He said, "Americans are good at making military equipment but they haven't a clue on how to use it". And with the many numpties around here, I don't doubt him.

 

[Captain Caveman]

Well, you see, here's the problem. Our school system today no longer bothers teaching British history to young Americans because our school system was taken over by globalists and now operates a lot more like England's!

Besides, they barely are lucky they even teach our own American history now much less a minor 3rd world country like yours.

Kids now need a $1400 smart phone to figure out the change in breaking a dollar.

Watching and hearing Americans on YouTube living in the likes of France and UK etc.., sounds like American kids are taught myths. Now that's what Americans say, I'm just the messenger. There's a plethora of those videos.

If only you guys actually got off your fat arses, got a passport, and explored other countries, you will then realise what a blinkered (blinders?) bubble you live in.

 

[toobfreak]

because the Japanese kicked your arse

Must be why we nuked their asses at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They sunk a few boats and we turned all of them to glass beads.

You always go in late and come out claiming to be the victors.

We were expecting others to fight their own battles. You can't even run your own economy, that is why you invented the Euro.

You're all brawn

Yep, we have more ass-kicking muscle in our little finger than all of the British military.
Remember that when we drop out of NATO or Trump demands you Limey's actually pay your fair share.

 

[Darkwind]

You're a Monty Python fan

Wait, what?

There are people out there who aren't?

 

[toobfreak]

If only you guys actually got off your fat arses, got a passport, and explored other countries

No need to. We have 50 countries right here. The USA is like all of Europe and one state is the size of France or Germany or Spain.
Besides, anywhere else we might go would just be all downhill.
Like coming there and having to deal with monarchs and royal families right out of the 18th century still. It always reminds me of this:

 

[JGalt]

Granted, we suffer from the weight of migrants, but at least you have to acknowledge that North America suffers from the weight of it's inhabitants lard, and the hundreds of millions of skinny South American illegals.

It's why we need the likes of Farage to sort this mess out. About 4 and a bit years to go.

You don't need a Farage. At this point you need a Churchill to deal with your invasion.

We'll be more than happy to send you some Lend-Lease weapons if you need them, like we did in WW2.