Seeing how Springfield, OH is infested with cat-eating Haitians, I thought this might be relevant

[JGalt]

 

[Crepitus]

Still not funny.

 

[okfine]

Hater

 

[Bleipriester]

Still not funny.

 

[Oddball]

 

[JGalt]

 

[Bleipriester]

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The only way to get out of this mes is empowering the cats!

 

[toobfreak]

I never saw that one. Was that one titled: "IM2 makes Cat Soup?"

 

[Robert W]

Beer Roasted Cat.

Beer Roasted Cat – Road Kill Recipes

deadfood.com

• 1 cat cut into roast
• 1 can cream of mushroom soup
• 1 cube beef bouillon
• 1 clove garlic
• 1 fine irish stout; like guinness

Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it’s ilk), you’ll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls.

When planning a full meal just remember, cat is a course best served hot!