...Joe agrees. "We don't need those big government liberals ruining our lives; after all, I'm a self made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."
Right, and liberal farts don't stink.
BTW, an update on Joe, the next day lost his healthcare because liberal medical mandates on insurance companies drove up the premiums and Obamacare employer mandates made it too expensive and cumbersome to continue to pay it so they canceled the group policy.
Then he lost his job because liberal taxes on corporations forced his company to raise prices and they lost market share to foreign competitors and had to cut back staff.
His company stock in his 401K plummeted because investors had to sell stock to cover liberal tax increases on the wealthy.
He couldn't get home because liberal environmental groups had a local gas blend requirement that drove prices even higher then the average and he couldn't afford it.
On the bus, he passed hog farms polluting his community because liberal environmentalists were more concerned about frozen Alaska tundra.
He saw windmills that weren't spinning because liberal politicians provide incentives to build them but not to run them and then liberal environmentalists protested to shut them down because they kill birds.
When he did get home he found his wife had been raped and his family murdered by illegal aliens who had been deported and came back across the boarder. They drank water at a liberal watering station while they crossed the desert.
So he hung himself