Rio crybabies demand Lochte return

[Brynmr]

Rio cops to Lochte: Come back and tell truth or be tried in absentia

Hey Lochte, tell them to kiss your ass.

 

[WillowTree]

Oooooooooh! Trial in absentiai, that sounds horrifying! ROFLMAO.

 

[Brynmr]

Rio cops want their 10 minutes of fame extended. Jerks.

 

[Corky]

Rio cops to Lochte: Come back and tell truth or be tried in absentia

Lochte can't make it.

He says he's being held hostage by Lex Luthor and The Joker in a secret mountain protected by acid-spraying robots.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Lochte lost millions of doolars and his career may be over. Some would say that's punishment enough. But hey, I heard he might be on Dancing with the Stars

 

[Brynmr]

I don't like Lochte but I like Rio even less.