Research on Women's Orgasms

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I was reading MSN.com and saw a study showing how researchers have divided up women's orgasm types into three categories.

First the 'Positive Orgasm'

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yess!!!!!!!!!!! OH YESSS!!!!! OHHHH YESSS!!!!"

Then the 'Negative Orgasm'

"OH my!! Noooo oh-nooo....ooooohhhhh nooooo!"

And of course, the fake orgasm

"OH CLAY!!! OH MY GAWD CLAY!! YES!! OH CLAY!!!!"
 
dmp said:
I was reading MSN.com and saw a study showing how researchers have divided up women's orgasm types into three categories.

First the 'Positive Orgasm'

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yess!!!!!!!!!!! OH YESSS!!!!! OHHHH YESSS!!!!"

Then the 'Negative Orgasm'

"OH my!! Noooo oh-nooo....ooooohhhhh nooooo!"

And of course, the fake orgasm

"OH CLAY!!! OH MY GAWD CLAY!! YES!! OH CLAY!!!!"

Who the hell is Clay? and what the hell is he doing in any woman's orgasm?
 
Oh *THAT* Clay; he's the guy who designs belly buttons (his profile says he is a naval architect!).
 
dmp said:
I was reading MSN.com and saw a study showing how researchers have divided up women's orgasm types into three categories.

First the 'Positive Orgasm'

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yess!!!!!!!!!!! OH YESSS!!!!! OHHHH YESSS!!!!"

Then the 'Negative Orgasm'

"OH my!! Noooo oh-nooo....ooooohhhhh nooooo!"

And of course, the fake orgasm

"OH CLAY!!! OH MY GAWD CLAY!! YES!! OH CLAY!!!!"

hey i resemble that remark.............

clay
 
dmp said:
I was reading MSN.com and saw a study showing how researchers have divided up women's orgasm types into three categories.

First the 'Positive Orgasm'

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yess!!!!!!!!!!! OH YESSS!!!!! OHHHH YESSS!!!!"

Then the 'Negative Orgasm'

"OH my!! Noooo oh-nooo....ooooohhhhh nooooo!"

And of course, the fake orgasm

"OH CLAY!!! OH MY GAWD CLAY!! YES!! OH CLAY!!!!"
And then there's the Darin-gasm.

(say it listlessly) "Are you done yet?" ;)
 
The ClayTaurus said:
And then there's the Darin-gasm.

(say it listlessly) "Are you done yet?" ;)
Hmmm.... I thought the Daringasm was "Beige...I think I will paint the walls beige." Not that I have any idea who Darin is and why the hell he would be in any woman's orgasmic thoughts.
 
Something about the words Clay, Darin and Orgasm in the same thought process just seems so very, very wrong.
 
GotZoom said:
Something about the words Clay, Darin and Orgasm in the same thought process just seems so very, very wrong.
And yet they're in your head so very, very often. It's ok. We both understand. Freak.
 
GotZoom said:
Something about the words Clay, Darin and Orgasm in the same thought process just seems so very, very wrong.

Could be the Mazda is missing? :dunno:
 
dmp said:
We - Clay, Zoomie and Myself - have a silly little wankel. :)

OMG, you share one? :shocked:
 
Kathianne said:
OMG, you share one? :shocked:

Ohhhh nooooo......

We each have one.

Mine is the best though - it's a red one.

(...this should be good....)
 
GotZoom said:
Ohhhh nooooo......

We each have one.

Mine is the best though - it's a red one.

(...this should be good....)

:laugh: Not going there, wouldn't be prudent. :halo:
 
GotZoom said:
Ohhhh nooooo......

We each have one.

Mine is the best though - it's a red one.

(...this should be good....)
It's definitely the slowest.
 
The ClayTaurus said:
It's all that needs to be said, slushbox ;)

Tsk Tsk Tsk young grasshopper.

One day you will learn that it isn't about speed.

It's how you handle the curves and the pleasure you obtain (and give) from the journey.
 
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