Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him

[Crepitus]

[/quote]WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an irate letter to the White House, Kevin McCarthy and other congressional Republicans have demanded that President Biden reveal why they are impeaching him.

The letter claims that, after Republicans announced their impeachment inquiry, “the White House has stubbornly refused to provide us with any reasons for our doing so.”

The Republicans go on to demand that Biden reveal the rationale for his ouster “immediately, or face the consequences.”

“The American people are waiting, Mr. President, for you to explain to us why we are impeaching you,” the letter concludes. “Your silence will not be forgiven.”[/quote]

Yes, it's satire, but the best satire has some truth in it.

Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him

In an angry letter, Kevin McCarthy and other G.O.P. House members said, “the White House has stubbornly refused to provide us with any reasons for our doing so.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Are you the new Dr. Love ?

 

[toobfreak]

Are you the new Dr. Love ?

You HAD to remind me of that damned fool.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

You HAD to remind me of that damned fool.

Borowitz was his daily gift. Whatever happened to him?

 

[MarcATL]

Not only do these people not have anything on President Biden, but now they're asking him to do their homework for them.

Alas, this is what being attached to Trump at the hip does for you...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an irate letter to the White House, Kevin McCarthy and other congressional Republicans have demanded that President Biden reveal why they are impeaching him.

The letter claims that, after Republicans announced their impeachment inquiry, “the White House has stubbornly refused to provide us with any reasons for our doing so.”

The Republicans go on to demand that Biden reveal the rationale for his ouster “immediately, or face the consequences.”

“The American people are waiting, Mr. President, for you to explain to us why we are impeaching you,” the letter concludes. “Your silence will not be forgiven.”

Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him

You can't make this stuff up folks, you just can't!

#LOLGOP #TooFunny #CLASSIC

 

[BackAgain]

Not only do these people not have anything on President Biden, but now they're asking him to do their homework for them.

Alas, this is what being attached to Trump at the hip does for you...



Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him

You can't make this stuff up folks, you just can't!

#LOLGOP #TooFunny #CLASSIC

Ah. A lie. How original.

 

[lennypartiv]

The evidence is there, it's just being hidden from view by the Deep State which is protecting Biden.

 

[MarathonMike]

Ah. A lie. How original.

Yes, but Marc bolded it so well, it almost convinced me!

 

[BackAgain]

Yes, but Marc bolded it so well, it almost convinced me!

His use of highlighting is like a lie detector test.

 

[g5000]

The evidence is there, it's just being hidden from view by the Deep State which is protecting Biden.

I hear a witch is holding his bank book.

 

[mudwhistle]

Not only do these people not have anything on President Biden, but now they're asking him to do their homework for them.

Alas, this is what being attached to Trump at the hip does for you...



Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him

You can't make this stuff up folks, you just can't!

#LOLGOP #TooFunny #CLASSIC

REPEAT AFTER ME, THERE IS NO EVIDENCE

 

[Bob Blaylock]

His use of highlighting is like a lie detector test.

I am fairly sure that I read somewhere, a long time ago, that randomly highlighting words in the manner that MarcATL does is a specific symptom of a particular form of mental illness.

 

[Crepitus]

Are you the new Dr. Love ?

Damn right.

 

[Crepitus]

The evidence is there, it's just being hidden from view by the Deep State which is protecting Biden.

 

[BertramN]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an irate letter to the White House, Kevin McCarthy and other congressional Republicans have demanded that President Biden reveal why they are impeaching him.

The letter claims that, after Republicans announced their impeachment inquiry, “the White House has stubbornly refused to provide us with any reasons for our doing so.”

The Republicans go on to demand that Biden reveal the rationale for his ouster “immediately, or face the consequences.”

“The American people are waiting, Mr. President, for you to explain to us why we are impeaching you,” the letter concludes. “Your silence will not be forgiven.”[/quote]

Yes, it's satire, but the best satire has some truth in it.

Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him

In an angry letter, Kevin McCarthy and other G.O.P. House members said, “the White House has stubbornly refused to provide us with any reasons for our doing so.”

www.newyorker.com

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The message board censors were forced to create this satire section. Without it, posts like yours would give too many trump Nazis massive strokes.






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[jbrownson0831]

Not only do these people not have anything on President Biden, but now they're asking him to do their homework for them.

Alas, this is what being attached to Trump at the hip does for you...



Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him

You can't make this stuff up folks, you just can't!

#LOLGOP #TooFunny #CLASSIC

Right, nothing on him except the trail of illicit money in his hidden bank accounts through his fake companies.
Are you stupid or something Forrest???

 

[jbrownson0831]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an irate letter to the White House, Kevin McCarthy and other congressional Republicans have demanded that President Biden reveal why they are impeaching him.

The letter claims that, after Republicans announced their impeachment inquiry, “the White House has stubbornly refused to provide us with any reasons for our doing so.”

The Republicans go on to demand that Biden reveal the rationale for his ouster “immediately, or face the consequences.”

“The American people are waiting, Mr. President, for you to explain to us why we are impeaching you,” the letter concludes. “Your silence will not be forgiven.”

Yes, it's satire, but the best satire has some truth in it.

Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him

In an angry letter, Kevin McCarthy and other G.O.P. House members said, “the White House has stubbornly refused to provide us with any reasons for our doing so.”

www.newyorker.com

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The message board censors were forced to create this satire section. Without it, posts like yours would give too many trump Nazis massive strokes.






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Dimtards don't like satire, though, do you?

 

[Crepitus]

Right, nothing on him except the trail of illicit money in his hidden bank accounts through his fake companies.
Are you stupid or something Forrest???

We mean besides the made up crap.

 

[Crepitus]

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Dimtards don't like satire, though, do you?

Are you kidding? We love reading your posts!