Report: MAGA Now Divided Into 77,302,580 Distinct Factions

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Report: MAGA Now Divided Into 77,302,580 Distinct Factions​

Report: MAGA Now Divided Into 77,302,580 Distinct Factions

U.S. — New polling data suggests the MAGA movement has split into approximately 77,302,580 distinct factions.

babylonbee.com

17 Nov 2025

U.S. — New polling data suggests the MAGA movement has split into approximately 77,302,580 distinct factions.
Factions include, but are not limited to, Traditional Conservatism, Groypers, Anti-Zionist But Jew-Affirming, Carlsonites, Candacites, Kirkites, Trad wife influencers, The South Shall Rise Again, The North Shall Stay Arisen, Catholic, Latin Mass Catholic, Protestant, Protestant Calvinist Theonomist with Beards, Boomer Neocon Warmonger, Libertarian, and Whig.
"I have never seen a more fractured movement," commented political science major Daniel Siltson. "There is always a broad spectrum of variance within a political movement, but to have it split along such hard lines so as to be almost separate political parties is uncanny."
According to sources, Republican Party membership has declined as a result of the fractured base, because newcomers to conservatism have no idea what the Right even is anymore. "I don't know what party to choose," said one voter. "The Democrats are gay, but I guess some Republicans like Hitler now? What is even going on?"
Meanwhile, the Green Party has failed to take advantage of the split, itself reporting a drop in membership because they are the Green Party.
"The Republican base has never been more fractured," warned podcast host and conservative commentator Matt Walsh. "We must stop this infighting and unite the right, and all who disagree with me should die."
At publishing time, Daily Wire host Ben Shapiro laid out ten proposed steps to save MAGA, but was booed for being Jewish.

Commentary:
Gladly the Babylon Bee is an equal opportunity satire...
Decentralized governance is the best governance. More freedom, less gov’t.
We can certainly see the different factions here in USMB.

 

[sparky]

commented political science major Daniel Siltson

who?

~S~

 

[frigidweirdo]

Report: MAGA Now Divided Into 77,302,580 Distinct Factions​

Report: MAGA Now Divided Into 77,302,580 Distinct Factions

U.S. — New polling data suggests the MAGA movement has split into approximately 77,302,580 distinct factions.

babylonbee.com

17 Nov 2025

U.S. — New polling data suggests the MAGA movement has split into approximately 77,302,580 distinct factions.
Factions include, but are not limited to, Traditional Conservatism, Groypers, Anti-Zionist But Jew-Affirming, Carlsonites, Candacites, Kirkites, Trad wife influencers, The South Shall Rise Again, The North Shall Stay Arisen, Catholic, Latin Mass Catholic, Protestant, Protestant Calvinist Theonomist with Beards, Boomer Neocon Warmonger, Libertarian, and Whig.
"I have never seen a more fractured movement," commented political science major Daniel Siltson. "There is always a broad spectrum of variance within a political movement, but to have it split along such hard lines so as to be almost separate political parties is uncanny."
According to sources, Republican Party membership has declined as a result of the fractured base, because newcomers to conservatism have no idea what the Right even is anymore. "I don't know what party to choose," said one voter. "The Democrats are gay, but I guess some Republicans like Hitler now? What is even going on?"
Meanwhile, the Green Party has failed to take advantage of the split, itself reporting a drop in membership because they are the Green Party.
"The Republican base has never been more fractured," warned podcast host and conservative commentator Matt Walsh. "We must stop this infighting and unite the right, and all who disagree with me should die."
At publishing time, Daily Wire host Ben Shapiro laid out ten proposed steps to save MAGA, but was booed for being Jewish.

Commentary:
Gladly the Babylon Bee is an equal opportunity satire...
Decentralized governance is the best governance. More freedom, less gov’t.
We can certainly see the different factions here in USMB.

Trump is probably 54 of those, depending on who he last spoke to, and what disaster he made himself and then decides to attack the person who made that disaster, that only he can fix.

 

[Lockback]

Report: MAGA Now Divided Into 77,302,580 Distinct Factions​

Report: MAGA Now Divided Into 77,302,580 Distinct Factions

U.S. — New polling data suggests the MAGA movement has split into approximately 77,302,580 distinct factions.

babylonbee.com

17 Nov 2025

U.S. — New polling data suggests the MAGA movement has split into approximately 77,302,580 distinct factions.
Factions include, but are not limited to, Traditional Conservatism, Groypers, Anti-Zionist But Jew-Affirming, Carlsonites, Candacites, Kirkites, Trad wife influencers, The South Shall Rise Again, The North Shall Stay Arisen, Catholic, Latin Mass Catholic, Protestant, Protestant Calvinist Theonomist with Beards, Boomer Neocon Warmonger, Libertarian, and Whig.
"I have never seen a more fractured movement," commented political science major Daniel Siltson. "There is always a broad spectrum of variance within a political movement, but to have it split along such hard lines so as to be almost separate political parties is uncanny."
According to sources, Republican Party membership has declined as a result of the fractured base, because newcomers to conservatism have no idea what the Right even is anymore. "I don't know what party to choose," said one voter. "The Democrats are gay, but I guess some Republicans like Hitler now? What is even going on?"
Meanwhile, the Green Party has failed to take advantage of the split, itself reporting a drop in membership because they are the Green Party.
"The Republican base has never been more fractured," warned podcast host and conservative commentator Matt Walsh. "We must stop this infighting and unite the right, and all who disagree with me should die."
At publishing time, Daily Wire host Ben Shapiro laid out ten proposed steps to save MAGA, but was booed for being Jewish.

Commentary:
Gladly the Babylon Bee is an equal opportunity satire...
Decentralized governance is the best governance. More freedom, less gov’t.
We can certainly see the different factions here in USMB.

I'm happily retired.
But if I HAD to come out of retirement and work again, my dream job would be to work for the Babylon Bee. Brilliant stuff on a daily basis.

 

[Samofvt]

These "factions" and so called "splintering" are in fact the workings of a free people. What better characterizes freedom than that people can voice their opinions? The best ideas go forward.

In fact, the Republican party is the only place freedom seems to be evident. There seems to be no discussion on the socialist side of the aisle...they all fall in line and echo the same thing their power structure tells them to believe. Sad. And is why they will always fail in the end.