Reparations are just ok.

[MaryL]

How do we do the calculus on this? I am one third black, twice removed, but my parents didn't come here until 1903. So I get X percentage. How do we prove this? And can the IRS tax that as income? Do you HAVE to prove you are "black' and how does that work?

 

[EvilCat Breath]

They each get 65 quadrillion dollars in gold bullion.

 

[chesswarsnow]

Sorry bout that,

1. Yawza mazzer!!
2. I'm black can't you tell de ways I'z talks?

 

[MaryL]

They each get 65 quadrillion dollars in gold bullion.

Sounds fair. Prove it. Such a simple thing.

 

[jotathought]

What about blacks whose ancestors were slave owners? Do they get a check?

Will black people be allowed to complain or attempt to use history as a crutch after reparations?

 

[MaryL]

Little reminder of all those white men that died to free the blacks: Over 65 thousand sacrificed to free ya'all. Not enough? Treasure spent to free the slaves? That wasn't enough?

 

[White 6]

How do we do the calculus on this? I am one third black, twice removed, but my parents didn't come here until 1903. So I get X percentage. How do we prove this? And can the IRS tax that as income? Do you HAVE to prove you are "black' and how does that work?

Personally, I'd just blow off the whole idea, or they could just start a GoFundMe site for those carrying some kind of gilt, to freely donate.

 

[toobfreak]

How do we do the calculus on this? I am one third black, twice removed, but my parents didn't come here until 1903.

87.3 times the hypotenuse of a cricket carry seven = I owe you $1.87. Can you take it in postage stamps?

 

[BluesLegend]

I want my reparations from those bastard Romans, plus 2,000 years of interest!

 

[BackAgain]

I can easily and unilaterally propose the perfect mathematical solution:

Nobody pays and nobody gets a fuckin’ penny.

Easy.

 

[Godboy]

Do we get reparations for decades of atrocious black crime? What is each assault, mugging and murder worth? What are the racist black mob attacks worth?

 

[Resnic]

How do we do the calculus on this? I am one third black, twice removed, but my parents didn't come here until 1903. So I get X percentage. How do we prove this? And can the IRS tax that as income? Do you HAVE to prove you are "black' and how does that work?

Were you actually a slave? No? Then you don't deserve shit.

Why do you deserve something that happened well over 100 years before you were born?

 

[kyzr]

Reparations will never happen, unless at the state level, and states don't typically have much leftover money.

 

[August West]

Sorry bout that,

1. Yawza mazzer!!
2. I'm black can't you tell de ways I'z talks?

You`re not Black. You`re an asshole.

 

[Batcat]

Personally, I'd just blow off the whole idea, or they could just start a GoFundMe site for those carrying some kind of gilt, to freely donate.

I think this is just another promise by Democrats to be sure they get the black vote. As usual they really don’t plan to deliver repartitions and will of course blame its failure on these damn racist Republicans.

 

[1srelluc]

Just ID as a undocumented black.

 

[MaryL]

Were you actually a slave? No? Then you don't deserve shit.

Why do you deserve something that happened well over 100 years before you were born?

Resnic, what the hell are you talking about? I think you owe me free money because stuff happened, at some other time, that you never did and that thing didn't happened to me. Sounds reasonable. Not a scam or a grift, nope. I just want money, that will fix everything! Operators are standing by, just call 1-900-dip-shit.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

I can easily and unilaterally propose the perfect mathematical solution:

Nobody pays and nobody gets a fuckin’ penny.

Easy.

Nah, makes too much sense for our Woke Brave New World.

Fuckin' oppressor.

Did I mention I'm 37% aboriginal lesbian on my Father's side?

 

[RhodyPatriot]

You`re not Black. You`re an asshole

Brown?

 

[MaryL]

I just want free money, I am .00000% maybe theoretically black. Math is racist, that gravity and moon rockets and facts precisely targeting orbits and putting a machine on mars...and curing polio and all that...Racism!