skews13
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Yāknow, Iāve been writing these posts for five fucking years now. Iām justā¦Iām really, REALLY ready to live anywhere other than here, at this hellishly inescapable intersection of idiocy and indecency. Someplace with better restaurants and fewer violently angry white dudes. Access to the beach would be nice.
Anyway.
Operation: Little Man Vlad Plays War is still going exactly according to plan, assuming the intention was to ensure the world remembers Putin as the single dumbest agent of atrocity in all human history.
The Russian military continues its extremely public deterioration into an impotent pile of roughly-used kitty litter. Theyāre actually losing ground now, losing officers, and even warships, in addition to the, you know, thousands and thousands of troops. Still, morale seems to be holding up; incidents of Russian soldiers running over their commanders with tankshave largely remained isolated thus far.
Meanwhile, the West just keeps on finding new sanctions in the sofa cushions, while diligently filling Zelenskyās increasingly-specific shopping lists. Oh, and Europe is moving with impressive speed and efficiency* towards a massive decoupling from Russian energy, so I donāt think your adorable little āeconomyā will even qualify for the G20 in a couple weeks, but itās certainly amusing that you imagine you can just show up at the meeting with a case of High Life, ready to dazzle Olaf Scholz with your Euphoria takes like nothing happened. Like anyone gives a shit what Dumber Hitler wants the global economy to look like.
In fairness, youāve been a bit off your game lately, Vlad-o. Now that youāre running out of missiles,(congrats again on that sweet-ass battle plan, bro) I see the best the mighty strongman can muster is feeble whinging that heās getting ācancelled,ā like J.K. Rowling. Wallowing in mewling victimhood, like a third-rate Donald Trump. Ouch.
Youāre going out like an absolute bitch, Vlad, and itās spectacular to behold. I donāt know precisely how far out your Turturro-in-Millerās Crossing moment is, but Iām ordering pizza that night. Incidentally, little man, superpowers donāt need to beg Belarus for battlefield bailouts.
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Anyway.
Operation: Little Man Vlad Plays War is still going exactly according to plan, assuming the intention was to ensure the world remembers Putin as the single dumbest agent of atrocity in all human history.
The Russian military continues its extremely public deterioration into an impotent pile of roughly-used kitty litter. Theyāre actually losing ground now, losing officers, and even warships, in addition to the, you know, thousands and thousands of troops. Still, morale seems to be holding up; incidents of Russian soldiers running over their commanders with tankshave largely remained isolated thus far.
Meanwhile, the West just keeps on finding new sanctions in the sofa cushions, while diligently filling Zelenskyās increasingly-specific shopping lists. Oh, and Europe is moving with impressive speed and efficiency* towards a massive decoupling from Russian energy, so I donāt think your adorable little āeconomyā will even qualify for the G20 in a couple weeks, but itās certainly amusing that you imagine you can just show up at the meeting with a case of High Life, ready to dazzle Olaf Scholz with your Euphoria takes like nothing happened. Like anyone gives a shit what Dumber Hitler wants the global economy to look like.
In fairness, youāve been a bit off your game lately, Vlad-o. Now that youāre running out of missiles,(congrats again on that sweet-ass battle plan, bro) I see the best the mighty strongman can muster is feeble whinging that heās getting ācancelled,ā like J.K. Rowling. Wallowing in mewling victimhood, like a third-rate Donald Trump. Ouch.
Youāre going out like an absolute bitch, Vlad, and itās spectacular to behold. I donāt know precisely how far out your Turturro-in-Millerās Crossing moment is, but Iām ordering pizza that night. Incidentally, little man, superpowers donāt need to beg Belarus for battlefield bailouts.
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