Idiot son? Hey I've been called worse.
But you really didn't answer the questions though and your analogy is flawed since the ETs didn't create me.
I doubt God is a living being in any sense of our conception of living. Maybe in the sense that the universe is 'living'. But you are right, some people just have to learn the hard way. Unjustly it is God who makes it hard, not us. God refuses to reveal himself (where's my burning bush?) and allows alternative versions of himself, each with different mores. How can I disregard his advice and set aside his teaching if I don't know what they are? This system is deeply flawed.
I wasn't calling you an idiot son, I was making an analogy about the relationship between God and human beings in general, including me.
And I didn't say that ET's created you, I said look at Genesis as if the creation of the concept of heaven and earth, a world above and a world below, was an extraterrestrial intervention on our existing species that had been running amok like wild animals without a clue, "darkness covered the face of the deep", for the previous millions of years.
If you don't know what his teachings are, look and look and keep on looking util you find it. In the meantime use the common sense that God gave a rodent to figure out what his teachings cannot possibly be about.
If you don't look you will surely find nothing.
Sorry I neglected to put a

after the idiot son reply. I understood what you meant and was not insulted.
I've always had a chicken and egg problem with faith. You must first believe in it before you can experience it. Awkwardly put but put another way, there is no rational path to religion, you must take on faith what you can not see with your own senses and which actually flies in the face of everything you've ever experienced.
It may be that some claim you must believe in it before you can experience it but thats not what I am telling you. Neither am I asking you to take on faith what you cannot see with your senses. I am telling you that you must follow the instruction in the law to prepare your mind to perceive God who is spirit with your mind.
If you were a scientist who wanted to discover the truth about something, you would first have to sterilize the laboratory,calibrate the instruments and beakers , cleanse the lens of your microscope and then conduct your experiment.
If you do not take the time and go through the trouble of purifying the environment the results would inevitably be contaminated and false.
In the same way you must cleanse your mind, calibrate your existing knowledge of reality, and then try to understand the instruction in the law according to the revelation about the figurative language used and then do it.
You must follow the instruction in the law to receive the life promised for compliance.
Remember what Jesus said?
"Blessed are the pure of mind for
they shall see God." Not scoffers, liars, sorcerers, dogs, or dingbats...