g5000
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I think I can count on one hand the number of words in the English language which instantly peg my anger meter.
One of those words is "rebate".
Rebates are theft and a sure way to ensure I never shop in the place that uses them ever again. A Best Buy clerk once used the R-word in a sentence when trying to sell something to me several years ago. I have not darkened their doorway since.
Whenever a sales person uses that word in a sentence, it takes everything I have not to punch them in the face instantaneously. The only reason I don't is because I know they are not the person responsible for creating this deliberate theft scheme.
The people who come up with rebates are on my List of People To Gut Punch On Sight.
Here is how a sales transaction is supposed to work:
Step One: You pay the cashier for the item in their store.
If you are waiting for Step Two, there isn't one.
But if there is a "rebate", there are SEVERAL steps. And there are forms. And there are circles you have to draw, and UPCs you have to cut out, and envelopes and stamps and six to eight week wait periods before being notified you fucked up one of your circles and are not getting your rebate, and by the way the deadline has passed, so you cannot resubmit.
When they get home and discover how complicated the rebate process is, many people don't even try. And that is what the motherfucking scumfuck douchbag fucking assholes count on.
So...yeah. A punch to the face and gut is the LEAST these thieving assholes deserve.
If you hear the word "rebate" in a store, walk away immediately. If you want to say a few choice words with lots of f-bombs first, go right ahead. Tell them to send your message up the chain of command.
If you hear the word "rebate" on the phone, hang up immediately. If you want to say a few choice words with lots of f-bombs first, go right ahead. Tell them to send your message up the chain of command.
I started this topic today because someone said the R-word in my presence and I lost it. I have not lost my cool like that in a long, long time.
I HATE schemes which are deliberately created to find yet another way to rip off customers.
If a store uses the R-word around me, that is probably the last day I shop there. For life. It's a shark-jumping moment.
One of those words is "rebate".
Rebates are theft and a sure way to ensure I never shop in the place that uses them ever again. A Best Buy clerk once used the R-word in a sentence when trying to sell something to me several years ago. I have not darkened their doorway since.
Whenever a sales person uses that word in a sentence, it takes everything I have not to punch them in the face instantaneously. The only reason I don't is because I know they are not the person responsible for creating this deliberate theft scheme.
The people who come up with rebates are on my List of People To Gut Punch On Sight.
Here is how a sales transaction is supposed to work:
Step One: You pay the cashier for the item in their store.
If you are waiting for Step Two, there isn't one.
But if there is a "rebate", there are SEVERAL steps. And there are forms. And there are circles you have to draw, and UPCs you have to cut out, and envelopes and stamps and six to eight week wait periods before being notified you fucked up one of your circles and are not getting your rebate, and by the way the deadline has passed, so you cannot resubmit.
When they get home and discover how complicated the rebate process is, many people don't even try. And that is what the motherfucking scumfuck douchbag fucking assholes count on.
So...yeah. A punch to the face and gut is the LEAST these thieving assholes deserve.
If you hear the word "rebate" in a store, walk away immediately. If you want to say a few choice words with lots of f-bombs first, go right ahead. Tell them to send your message up the chain of command.
If you hear the word "rebate" on the phone, hang up immediately. If you want to say a few choice words with lots of f-bombs first, go right ahead. Tell them to send your message up the chain of command.
I started this topic today because someone said the R-word in my presence and I lost it. I have not lost my cool like that in a long, long time.
I HATE schemes which are deliberately created to find yet another way to rip off customers.
If a store uses the R-word around me, that is probably the last day I shop there. For life. It's a shark-jumping moment.
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