Reasons Why Canadians Are Way Cooler than Americans

[numan]

 

[alan1]

And all this time I thought it was the northern exposure.

 

[eots]

ya right...

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[eots]

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[BruSan]

Well how about this guy then?

Coolest Cop in Canada (Video)

 

[Toro]

Plus, Canada is better at hockey.

 

[eots]

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[Pop23]

Of course your cooler, you're north of us.

Now take that cool arse and go to one of your cool beaches and take a cool swim.

Global warming might even things out though, and if the world flips, then we will be cooler then you. Then what?

 

[numan]

'
As an appreciative visitor to Canada, I know where the warm beaches are, and have enjoyed my warm swims there.

Global warming might even things out though, and if the world flips, then we will be cooler then you. Then what?

I enjoy and appreciate cool people wherever I find them.

But cool people don't appreciate global heating.
.

 

[Pop23]

'
As an appreciative visitor to Canada, I know where the warm beaches are, and have enjoyed my warm swims there.

Global warming might even things out though, and if the world flips, then we will be cooler then you. Then what?

I enjoy and appreciate cool people wherever I find them.

But cool people don't appreciate global heating.
.

Thanks for the comment, when I'm around her I don't need global warming

Oh, and one other thing. USA, USA, USA

Put that in your Gordon Lightfoot and smoke it!

Peace Dude!

Edited to add USA, USA, USA. Hope I'm not being redundant

 

[eots]

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[Pogo]

Merkins sure are insecure, ain't dey?

US has loons but Canada values Loonies.

not 2 mention in no particular order...
Tim Horton's
Cape Breton music
PEI potatoes
Quebecois culture
Bay of Fundy
WAY better radio
Way safer
health care
.... oh, and a cooler national anthem.

Note to Pop:
"USA! USA!" is not helping your case; it's making the opposite.
-- or was that what you meant? If so, bravo.

 

[tjvh]

Reasons Why Canadians Are Way Cooler than Americans...

 

[Pop23]

Merkins sure are insecure, ain't dey?

US has loons but Canada values Loonies.

not 2 mention in no particular order...
Tim Horton's
Cape Breton music
PEI potatoes
Quebecois culture
Bay of Fundy
WAY better radio
Way safer
health care
.... oh, and a cooler national anthem.

Note to Pop:
"USA! USA!" is not helping your case; it's making the opposite.
-- or was that what you meant? If so, bravo.

Maybe if I would of posted a video of Achy Breaky Heart, or a mullet haircut, my intent would have been clearer. Oops, Achy breaky was a hit in both countries!

 

[Pogo]

Merkins sure are insecure, ain't dey?

US has loons but Canada values Loonies.

not 2 mention in no particular order...
Tim Horton's
Cape Breton music
PEI potatoes
Quebecois culture
Bay of Fundy
WAY better radio
Way safer
health care
.... oh, and a cooler national anthem.

Note to Pop:
"USA! USA!" is not helping your case; it's making the opposite.
-- or was that what you meant? If so, bravo.

Maybe if I would of posted a video of Achy Breaky Heart, or a mullet haircut, my intent would have been clearer. Oops, Achy breaky was a hit in both countries!

Gotcha, eh

I should of known by your avatar that you're a rational guy

 

[Pop23]

Merkins sure are insecure, ain't dey?

US has loons but Canada values Loonies.

not 2 mention in no particular order...
Tim Horton's
Cape Breton music
PEI potatoes
Quebecois culture
Bay of Fundy
WAY better radio
Way safer
health care
.... oh, and a cooler national anthem.

Note to Pop:
"USA! USA!" is not helping your case; it's making the opposite.
-- or was that what you meant? If so, bravo.

Maybe if I would of posted a video of Achy Breaky Heart, or a mullet haircut, my intent would have been clearer. Oops, Achy breaky was a hit in both countries!

Gotcha, eh

I should of known by your avatar that you're a rational guy

My Avatar shows that while Canadians are cooler (geez just check the weather channel for Christ sakes), American women are much hotter?

Stay thirsty my friend....

Peace

 

[Pogo]

Maybe if I would of posted a video of Achy Breaky Heart, or a mullet haircut, my intent would have been clearer. Oops, Achy breaky was a hit in both countries!

Gotcha, eh

I should of known by your avatar that you're a rational guy

My Avatar shows that while Canadians are cooler (geez just check the weather channel for Christ sakes), American women are much hotter?

Stay thirsty my friend....

Peace

I didn't say cooler or hotter, I said "rational". But please accept my apologies for not noticing you're a woman. The eyes -- they're old and dim.

Back to topic -

Bad influence of the US on Canada: "Achy Breaky Heart".
Bad influence of Canada on US: the idea of driving with headlights on in broad daylight.

Much as I hate that headlight noise ...edge Canada.

 

[Pop23]

Gotcha, eh

I should of known by your avatar that you're a rational guy

My Avatar shows that while Canadians are cooler (geez just check the weather channel for Christ sakes), American women are much hotter?

Stay thirsty my friend....

Peace

I didn't say cooler or hotter, I said "rational". But please accept my apologies for not noticing you're a woman. The eyes -- they're old and dim.

Back to topic -

Bad influence of the US on Canada: "Achy Breaky Heart".
Bad influence of Canada on US: the idea of driving with headlights on in broad daylight.

Much as I hate that headlight noise ...edge Canada.

Sorry my Canadian loving friend, Pops is a guy.

What we have here is a failure to communicate

All kidding aside, do Canadians realize that in most of the world a mosquito is not the size of a basketball? Holy crap, the times I've been to Canada, every time I hit one of those things while driving I had to stop and use an ice scraper to get the body off of the windshield! That's something the Canadian tourist office should warn a guy about!!

 

[Toro]

Merkins sure are insecure, ain't dey?

US has loons but Canada values Loonies.

not 2 mention in no particular order...
Tim Horton's
Cape Breton music
PEI potatoes
Quebecois culture
Bay of Fundy
WAY better radio
Way safer
health care
.... oh, and a cooler national anthem.

Note to Pop:
"USA! USA!" is not helping your case; it's making the opposite.
-- or was that what you meant? If so, bravo.

Radio really, really sucks in Canada.

Here's a typical playlist of your average rock station in Canada.

Gowan
A-Ha
Motley Crue
Heart
Prism
Simple Minds
Iggy Pop
Triumph
Kiss
Gowan

I have such a hard time turning on the radio when I'm back in Canada. It's just awful.

 

[Pogo]

Merkins sure are insecure, ain't dey?

US has loons but Canada values Loonies.

not 2 mention in no particular order...
Tim Horton's
Cape Breton music
PEI potatoes
Quebecois culture
Bay of Fundy
WAY better radio
Way safer
health care
.... oh, and a cooler national anthem.

Note to Pop:
"USA! USA!" is not helping your case; it's making the opposite.
-- or was that what you meant? If so, bravo.

Radio really, really sucks in Canada.

Here's a typical playlist of your average rock station in Canada.

Gowan
A-Ha
Motley Crue
Heart
Prism
Simple Minds
Iggy Pop
Triumph
Kiss
Gowan

I have such a hard time turning on the radio when I'm back in Canada. It's just awful.

Oh no, that's commercial radio. Commercial radio sucks everywhere. I meant real radio.