Quit subsidizing the food industry!

JakeWIlls92

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Stop the food industry! Americans are way too fat! Do these greedy CEOs want us all to look like this?


Ideal female



Food industry ideal female


Damn it America why can't you be like Japan! Mandate gymnastics and cheerleading training for all high school aged females in America!

America can you please stop being fat?
 
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I smell an otaku, possibly even a hikikomori. There is a support group for your problem, it's called real humans.
 
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If the land whale lover big food CEOs get their way. Average American female circa 2050.


Fuck CEOs!
 

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Sorry dude, I gotta agree with the capitalist pig, making money off the morbidly obese is somewhat tacky but people are ultimately responsible for the state of their own bodies
 

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CONSUME a lot of:

Green Tea Extract
Carrot Extract
Cocoa

...whatever else you want to eat or drink with the single exception being you should eat....

NO ADDED SUGAR!

Try HONEY instead! Second only to milk in being nature's perfect food.

(...and it NEVER spoils!)
 

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Did you ever notice the similarity between confectioner's sugar and powdered cocaine?
 

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