Questions for Flat Earthers............

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

If there are any Flat Earthers on here, or know of any who might answer....................


1. If the earth IS flat, WHY hasn't man found the edge yet?

2. If the earth IS flat, how is it that no ships have ever sailed off the edge, or planes flown off into space?

3. How is it that every cat on this planet hasn't knocked everything off into space?

 

[Donald H]

If there are any Flat Earthers on here, or know of any who might answer....................


1. If the earth IS flat, WHY hasn't man found the edge yet?

The edge is Antarctica.

2. If the earth IS flat, how is it that no ships have ever sailed off the edge, or planes flown off into space?

The ice sheet prevents the ships from sailing over the edge.

3. How is it that every cat on this planet hasn't knocked everything off into space?

That's not a serious question.

 

[Yarddog]

If there are any Flat Earthers on here, or know of any who might answer....................


1. If the earth IS flat, WHY hasn't man found the edge yet?

2. If the earth IS flat, how is it that no ships have ever sailed off the edge, or planes flown off into space?

3. How is it that every cat on this planet hasn't knocked everything off into space?

Like most guys who wear Che-Guevara shirts, the guy flat earthers know it isn't real but They are just doing it for the chicks.

 

[lennypartiv]

That's not a serious question.

Okay. How about this one: Why haven't we shipped every cat into space without giving them a return ticket?

 

[occupied]

Flat earthers are trolls. Doubtful they actually believe the earth is a disc but they think it's funny to argue something so absurd that rational people lose their shit.

 

[luiza]

A brilliant psy-op run out of Langley which at top level inspection is apparently supported by many very clever people .

Of course it is garbage but it is very useful to the Intelligence community who can then ridicule so called Conspiracy Buffs with the dubious honour of being those that also advocate Flat Earth , UAPs and Aliens etc as proof of mental instability , stupidity or both .

With the CIA having been involved directly with Aliens since the 60s , for example , the duplicity of publicly denying all knowledge and involvement has been used masterfully as means of deflection and ridicule whilst carrying on , in this instance , with the deepest of black hole projects with security clearance above Black .
Itself a huge step above Top Secret. .

 

[Indeependent]

If there are any Flat Earthers on here, or know of any who might answer....................


1. If the earth IS flat, WHY hasn't man found the edge yet?

2. If the earth IS flat, how is it that no ships have ever sailed off the edge, or planes flown off into space?

3. How is it that every cat on this planet hasn't knocked everything off into space?

Who cares?
According to Quantum Physics, we don't exist.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

If there are any Flat Earthers on here, or know of any who might answer....................


1. If the earth IS flat, WHY hasn't man found the edge yet?

2. If the earth IS flat, how is it that no ships have ever sailed off the edge, or planes flown off into space?

3. How is it that every cat on this planet hasn't knocked everything off into space?

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If the earth is flat, why did the sunset take about four times as long as normal when I was flying into it?




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[Likkmee]

It's a pyramid
SCHEME

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

If there are any Flat Earthers on here, or know of any who might answer....................


1. If the earth IS flat, WHY hasn't man found the edge yet?

2. If the earth IS flat, how is it that no ships have ever sailed off the edge, or planes flown off into space?

3. How is it that every cat on this planet hasn't knocked everything off into space?

I don't really believe there are flat earthers. I think they're just messing with you

 

[Damaged Eagle]

Because its a two dimensional reality imposed on a three dimensional space time continuum intersecting at the fourth dimension causing feline chaos throughout the observable universe as a multispectral spiral of scintillating beams of incandescent luminance create a phosphorescent haze across the synaptic nerves in whorled copula of amethyst.

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[zaangalewa]

If there are any Flat Earthers on here, or know of any who might answer....................


1. If the earth IS flat, WHY hasn't man found the edge yet?

Because the song on the grammophone "world" still not reached the end.

2. If the earth IS flat, how is it that no ships have ever sailed off the edge, or planes flown off into space?

On the same reason. It's easy for the needle of a record player to turn arround the record Earth.

3. How is it that every cat on this planet hasn't knocked everything off into space?

Because the cats are flats.

The real self-fulfilling "flat-earthers" are by the way people who use the "critics" others are flat-earthers. Indeed a very very long time before Christopher Columbus the Earth was seen to be a globe. Christopher Columbus made a very heavy miscalculation about the distance between Europe and India. To reach India he had to wait for the developement of much better ships. The unknown continent America saved him and his sailors lifes.

 

[zaangalewa]

Because its a two dimensional reality imposed on a three dimensional space time continuum intersecting at the fourth dimension causing feline chaos throughout the observable universe as a multispectral spiral of scintillating beams of incandescent luminance create a phosphorescent haze across the synaptic nerves in whorled copula of amethyst.

*****CHUCKLE*****

Oh by the way: The world (=the universe) is really flat. A gigantic triangle in the size of billions of lightyears has 180°.

 

[norwegen]

Didn't the British Flat Earth Society once make a documentary that won a Golden Globe award?

 

[22lcidw]

Well maps are flat!

 

[HOLYSHLAP]

If there are any Flat Earthers on here, or know of any who might answer....................


1. If the earth IS flat, WHY hasn't man found the edge yet?

2. If the earth IS flat, how is it that no ships have ever sailed off the edge, or planes flown off into space?

3. How is it that every cat on this planet hasn't knocked everything off into space?

1. Have you watched any documentaries on Antarctica? Only like 30 miles in there will be clear sky's and storms appear over the horizon in minutes with 150 mph winds. On top of that there are 300ft or deeper crevices all over the place. They need huge teams of specialists in multiple fields and it's a super slow process

2. Huge ice wall that holds the oceans in like a bowl. All water needs a container and all water always finds it's level

3. ?