Questions and Answers...with Xotoxi!

[xotoxi]

How many xotoxi's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

There is only one xotoxi.

Therefore, it only takes one.

 

[xotoxi]

Looks like this thread is dead.

Too bad...cuz with all of your excellent questions, you folks were starting to learn something.

 

[daveman]

Why did people stop asking questions?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

What did we learn today, Teacher?

 

[Baruch Menachem]

is H^n=B^n+H^n true any time N>2? Can you prove it?

 

[Samson]

Looks like this thread is dead.

Too bad...cuz with all of your excellent questions, you folks were starting to learn something.

You said I asked a stupid question:

Are there such things as "Stupid Questions?"

 

[xotoxi]

Why did people stop asking questions?

They thought that they had all the answers.

But, as always, they were wrong.

 

[Sherry]

Why do people blush??

 

[xotoxi]

What did we learn today, Teacher?

We learned that for every question axed, an answer will be given.

 

[xotoxi]

is H^n=B^n+H^n true any time N>2? Can you prove it?

In all cases, where B=0.

 

[xotoxi]

Are there such things as "Stupid Questions?"

Yes.

Two examples:

How is babby formed?

How girl get pragnent?

 

[xotoxi]

Why do people blush??

Vasodilation of capillaries in the face due to embarrassment, excitement, anger, or menopause.

 

[Samson]

Do you have pubic hair, and if so, why?

 

[Sherry]

Why didn't you thank me for my question??

 

[xotoxi]

Why didn't you thank me for my question??

I did.

 

[xotoxi]

Do you have pubic hair, and if so, why?

Yes.

Because I have not shaved it off.

 

[boedicca]

Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?

 

[xotoxi]

Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?

No. I am indoors, so there had better not be a ******* grasshopper in my goddamn house!

 

[boedicca]

Do you hear your own heartbeat?

 

[xotoxi]

Do you hear your own heartbeat?

Yes I do, when I place my stethoscope to my chest.