Questionable sentiments

[Merlin1047]

Some not-too-complimentary expressions of affection


"I'd climb the highest mountain for you, but I do get nosebleeds."

"Of course I love you .... some restrictions apply, dealer prep and destination charges extra, limited time offer, available only to U.S. residents, non-refundable deposit required, includes rebate, findings not verified by independent council, trade-in contribution may affect APR and total amount financed."

"My love for you is innumerable, like the hairs on my butt."

"Your nose glimmers like a blade of grass in the morning sun."

"Girl, I miss you like the biscuit misses the gravy."

"Your eyes are like deep flowing streams of algae."

"I love you so much that I can't hold my bladder."

"Baby, you are the Cheezwiz on my potato."

"Oooh, those eyes, those lips, those chins!"

"You're #1 on my top ten list"

 

[Shattered]

"You're #1 on my top ten list"

:clap1: :rotflmao:

 

[Mr. P]

Some not-too-complimentary expressions of affection


"I'd climb the highest mountain for you, but I do get nosebleeds."

"Of course I love you .... some restrictions apply, dealer prep and destination charges extra, limited time offer, available only to U.S. residents, non-refundable deposit required, includes rebate, findings not verified by independent council, trade-in contribution may affect APR and total amount financed."

"My love for you is innumerable, like the hairs on my butt."

"Your nose glimmers like a blade of grass in the morning sun."

"Girl, I miss you like the biscuit misses the gravy."

"Your eyes are like deep flowing streams of algae."

"I love you so much that I can't hold my bladder."

"Baby, you are the Cheezwiz on my potato."

"Oooh, those eyes, those lips, those chins!"

"You're #1 on my top ten list"

Sounds jus like an Alabama Romeo!

 

[UsaPride]

"Girl, I miss you like the biscuit misses the gravy."

Now that's some serious missing right there!

 

[Merlin1047]

Sounds jus like an Alabama Romeo!

Somehow these poetic lines just never worked for me. I married an Alabama girl. Actually, I tricked her into marrying me by telling her I was pregnant.

:

 

[Mr. P]

Somehow these poetic lines just never worked for me. I married an Alabama girl. Actually, I tricked her into marrying me by telling her I was pregnant.

:

OH Man!!!!! The boy has a DEATH WISH!!!!!!!

Hurry...the mens' prayer!!!

 

[dmp]

NICE! Contrats on 1008

 

[Merlin1047]

NICE! Contrats on 1008

Thank you, thank you.

Do I get a pay raise?

 

[Shattered]

Thank you, thank you.

Do I get a pay raise?

Suuuure. What's nothin plus nothin?

 

[fuzzykitten99]

Sounds jus like an Alabama Romeo!

No, an Alabama Romeo spraypaints your name on an overpass, in John Deere green. That's true love there. Say it with Krylon.

 

[Merlin1047]

No, an Alabama Romeo spraypaints your name on an overpass, in John Deere green. That's true love there. Say it with Krylon.

Now that hurt!

But that's still better than a yankee romeo having his woman's name tatooed on his ass.
:funnyface

 

[fuzzykitten99]

Now that hurt!

But that's still better than a yankee romeo having his woman's name tatooed on his ass.
:funnyface

you do realize i got that from Jeff Foxworthy...it was from one of his earlier CD's.

 

[Merlin1047]

you do realize i got that from Jeff Foxworthy...it was from one of his earlier CD's.

Hey, I didn't say it wasn't true.