It just clicked.
Now I know where I've seen your prototype posts before: "The Liberal Protocols", as ratified by Saul Alinsky
You used rule #1! And there's your use of rule #3! And 4! And 5c, 7 and even 9!
What a good student you have been.
Through skillful machinations, I was able to get my hands on the ‘Liberal Playbook.’
Actually, I pointed over a libs shoulder and shouted ‘watch out’ and grabbed the book.
1. Always be the first to accuse, and make certain to accuse the opponent of exactly what you are doing.
2. Refuse to accept the statements of any opposing view, from individuals or media, unless reliably liberal.
3. Always assure the opposition that you know what is better for the proletariat, even if there are polls that claim the opposite.
4. Be sure to you carry your ‘concern’ as though it was a hypodermic needle, but one filled with poison. Furrow your brow, look vaguely sad, (think Leon Panetta) but watch for opportunities to stab, to use abusive language, using your (imagined) superiority to allow you to do violence to the reputation of those who have alternative views.
5. If you find yourself in a debating ‘box,’ where the true answer will sink a liberal talking point, either
a. Claim that the question is ‘above my pay grade.’
b. Look astounded, and claim that the questioner is a racist, sexist or homophobe.( Colleagues of Henry Louis Gates Jr., Harvard's most prominent scholar of African-American history, are accusing the police here of racism after he was arrested at his home last week by an officer investigating a report of a robbery in progress. According to the police report, Gates initially refused to show identification.
Education | Was arrest of Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. an act of racism? | Seattle Times Newspaper)
c. Make up any term as opprobrium, as long as it sounds ominous.
6. Claim to misunderstand, obfuscate, and, if all else fails, allege that you misspoke.
7. Never, never criticize in any way any government or movement that is totalitarian, homicidal or anti-American.
a. Claim to idolize despots and tyrants. But always state how their people love them.
b. The corollary applies: never support traditional American values.
c. Deny atrocities by tyrants. If not possible, explain they were necessary. Finally, justify them, and, show how America was ultimately at fault.
8. Remember to spend appropriate time in front of the mirror practicing outrage, shock, and disbelief, or, and best, a sarcastic sneer.
9. Remember, as a liberal, you never have to apologize, be accurate, nor have any knowledge. No matter how many times your talking points are shown to be wrong, continue to repeat them.
10. Remember the gullible and grumbling always identify with vague terms like ‘hope’ ‘change’ ‘new’ ‘empathy’ and ‘better.’
Saul gives you an 'A+.'
The rest of the world gives you a 'D' for dolt.
