Putin Tells Iran to Stop Fighting and Make a Deal with Trump

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Putin is tired of watching one of its financial partners get picked apart like a rack of ribs at a black church cookout on a Sunday afternoon. Putin is neither retarded nor muslim (inbred). Thus, he sees clearly. Iran must stop ******* around and end a war it can never win. Iran must stop humiliating itself and find an offramp pronto, even if it means taking a knee to Mr. Trump.

Or, maybe something else happened entirely. Maybe Trump swung his big sacks around again and called Putin up on the phone. Trump told Putin, "Look, Vlad, I am tired of all this horseshit in your part of the world. You have some degree of influence over those Fred Flintstones in Iran. Tell them to ******* stand down and make a deal. Now!" Putin then replied, "Yessir, Mr. Trump!! Yessir!!!! I will get on the phone to Tehran right now!!!!! Thank you, sir!! Thank you!!!"

Whatever the case, Putin is right to make this move. He has leverage over Iran, and Mr. Trump has Big-Ball leverage over Putin and the rest of the world.
 

Putin is tired of watching one of its financial partners get picked apart like a rack of ribs at a black church cookout on a Sunday afternoon. Putin is neither retarded nor muslim (inbred). Thus, he sees clearly. Iran must stop ******* around and end a war it can never win. Iran must stop humiliating itself and find an offramp pronto, even if it means taking a knee to Mr. Trump.

Or, maybe something else happened entirely. Maybe Trump swung his big sacks around again and called Putin up on the phone. Trump told Putin, "Look, Vlad, I am tired of all this horseshit in your part of the world. You have some degree of influence over those Fred Flintstones in Iran. Tell them to ******* stand down and make a deal. Now!" Putin then replied, "Yessir, Mr. Trump!! Yessir!!!! I will get on the phone to Tehran right now!!!!! Thank you, sir!! Thank you!!!"

Whatever the case, Putin is right to make this move. He has leverage over Iran, and Mr. Trump has Big-Ball leverage over Putin and the rest of the world.
It is not "fake news" Louisa. The link is right there in my post.
 
What a load of ----

Pooters is part of the club and now the script calls for him to play his part .

Pooters the apparent Peace Maker is a part he has been practising for years over Ukraine .

He will use the same tactics to stretch the spat as long as it is required .

Gullibles will follow the Theatre with baited breath .
As they always do .

Pattern Recognition !!!!!!
 
What a load of ----

Pooters is part of the club and now the script calls for him to play his part .

Pooters the apparent Peace Maker is a part he has been practising for years over Ukraine .

He will use the same tactics to stretch the spat as long as it is required .

Gullibles will follow the Theatre with baited breath .
As they always do .
What in the **** are you even talking about?!? What "club"?
 
What in the **** are you even talking about?!? What "club"?

Exactly .
You have not even grasped the roles being played .
But you are in good company .

Believe whatever suits you .

Ask yourself what single extra benefit accrues to Russia by stopping matters , say , within the next 3-6 months ?
None .
But what extra benefits will Russia gain by apparently being the peace maker publicly .

End of .
 

Putin is tired of watching one of its financial partners get picked apart like a rack of ribs at a black church cookout on a Sunday afternoon. Putin is neither retarded nor muslim (inbred). Thus, he sees clearly. Iran must stop ******* around and end a war it can never win. Iran must stop humiliating itself and find an offramp pronto, even if it means taking a knee to Mr. Trump.

Or, maybe something else happened entirely. Maybe Trump swung his big sacks around again and called Putin up on the phone. Trump told Putin, "Look, Vlad, I am tired of all this horseshit in your part of the world. You have some degree of influence over those Fred Flintstones in Iran. Tell them to ******* stand down and make a deal. Now!" Putin then replied, "Yessir, Mr. Trump!! Yessir!!!! I will get on the phone to Tehran right now!!!!! Thank you, sir!! Thank you!!!"

Whatever the case, Putin is right to make this move. He has leverage over Iran, and Mr. Trump has Big-Ball leverage over Putin and the rest of the world.
As long as the IRGC exists, it will never truly abide by any agreement made and the majority of Iranians that don't want to be ruled by them any longer.
Personally, I say, keep attacking until the Iranians get their nation back away from Islamic rule. They are saying that they want a secular government.
 
Exactly .
You have not even grasped the roles being played .
But you are in good company .

Believe whatever suits you .

Ask yourself what single extra benefit accrues to Russia by stopping matters , say , within the next 3-6 months ?
None .
But what extra benefits will Russia gain by apparently being the peace maker publicly .

End of .
Bullshit. Your fictional world of "pooters" and evil joos and the rest is growing tiresome. You know shit.
 
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