Punchline only, add your favorite

[Cuyo]

Bleeeee-atch!

 

[Dr Grump]

He stayed awake all night wondering if there was a dog.

 

[Dr Grump]

The reason that cow ain't got horns is because it's a horse.

 

[Cuyo]

Excuse me, you're in my son.

 

[xsited1]

I was just clearing my throat!

 

[Mini 14]

Who cares?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

They found 1,730 casualties, but still have 11 acres to dig up.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

One to hold the pot, and 6 to shake the stove.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Three, but the first 2 days are to dig a hole for the ladder.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Yellow in front, brown in the back.

 

[xsited1]

Barack Obama.

 

[Immanuel]

George W. Bush.







































Hey come on... someone had to do a Booooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhh. It may as well have been me.

Immie

 

[Cuyo]

Barack Obama.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Trying to read the waffle iron.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Her dog was blind too.

 

[Care4all]

We're going to need a bigger boat.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

The one who can bring the most donuts.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

The one who can eat the last donut.

 

[avos]

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

 

[mnbasketball]

greed must be a wonderful thing.