Prigozhin Verdict Is In

[Independent thinker]

A preliminary investigation shows that he may have accidentally done himself in with a hand grenade while high on drugs. In other news, the Brooklyn Bridge is up for auction. If you want to make a bid just send a check to Vladimir Putin in care of Russia. The winning bid will receive the bridge while Putin gets to keep all checks, both winning and losing.

Putin Hints Grenades and Cocaine to Blame for Wagner Chief’s Plane Crash Death

Yevgeny Prigozhin, who briefly rebelled against the Russian leader, is just the latest Putin foe to die under "mysterious" circumstances.

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[The Duke]

A preliminary investigation shows that he may have accidentally done himself in with a hand grenade while high on drugs. In other news, the Brooklyn Bridge is up for auction. If you want to make a bid just send a check to Vladimir Putin in care of Russia. The winning bid will receive the bridge while Putin gets to keep all checks, both winning and losing.

Putin Hints Grenades and Cocaine to Blame for Wagner Chief’s Plane Crash Death

Yevgeny Prigozhin, who briefly rebelled against the Russian leader, is just the latest Putin foe to die under "mysterious" circumstances.

www.vice.com

"Putin says" PWAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[xyz]

Yeah, right. Maybe Rudolf hit his horn on the wing while Santa was doing a practice run.