Post your favorite dog jokes.

[petro]

 

[buttercup]

I know, groan, lol

 

[Muhammed]

Can you explain your joke because I do not understand it .
What was the dog going to open ?
Why ?
How did it get in ?
How did it know it was a bar ?
Are you sure that it is a joke ?

I don't know.

Ask the ancient Sumerians. Archeologists found it written in cuneiform on a clay tablet.

 

[Muhammed]

What do you call a dog that can do magic?

Spoiler

A Labracadabrador

 

[Muhammed]

Q: Why do so many Democrats own poodles?

A: Because they can't own slaves anymore.

 

[lg325]

 

[DukeU]