Zone1 Pope Francis Announces That God Agrees With Whatever It Is Democrats Want To Do Right Now

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Pope Francis Announces That God Agrees With Whatever It Is Democrats Want To Do Right Now
World·Feb 13, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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ROME — Pope Francis, Pontiff of the Roman Church, has just confirmed that God agrees with whatever it is that the Democrats want to do right now.

According to the papal bull Fines Apertae, Pope Francis has assured the faithful around the world that God is pretty cool with whatever is the current Democrat agenda.

"Sic vult Deus, ita volunt Democrati. Frociaggeto! Democrati volunt modo bona, quae Deo placeant. Imprimatur — nihil obstet — omnia sunt bona, cum facta amore sint," the Pope eloquently explained, as several American bishops quietly dealt with heart attacks in another room. "Fiat voluntas Democratorum. Nobis et Deo placet. Fines apertandae sunt. Mundus noster nimis caldus est. Terribile dictu."

According to sources, the Pope's statement roughly translates to say: "Whatever the Democrats will is also the will of God."

Several prominent Roman Catholic apologists have stepped forward to defend Francis' comments by explaining that they weren't pronounced ex cathedra and therefore don't really mean anything different from what Roman Catholic dogma has always taught.

At publishing time, Pope Francis had partially amended his statement to also include the official platform of the Socialist Party of America as an official part of God's divine will.

 

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Pope Francis Announces That God Agrees With Whatever It Is Democrats Want To Do Right Now
World·Feb 13, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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ROME — Pope Francis, Pontiff of the Roman Church, has just confirmed that God agrees with whatever it is that the Democrats want to do right now.

According to the papal bull Fines Apertae, Pope Francis has assured the faithful around the world that God is pretty cool with whatever is the current Democrat agenda.

"Sic vult Deus, ita volunt Democrati. Frociaggeto! Democrati volunt modo bona, quae Deo placeant. Imprimatur — nihil obstet — omnia sunt bona, cum facta amore sint," the Pope eloquently explained, as several American bishops quietly dealt with heart attacks in another room. "Fiat voluntas Democratorum. Nobis et Deo placet. Fines apertandae sunt. Mundus noster nimis caldus est. Terribile dictu."

According to sources, the Pope's statement roughly translates to say: "Whatever the Democrats will is also the will of God."

Several prominent Roman Catholic apologists have stepped forward to defend Francis' comments by explaining that they weren't pronounced ex cathedra and therefore don't really mean anything different from what Roman Catholic dogma has always taught.

At publishing time, Pope Francis had partially amended his statement to also include the official platform of the Socialist Party of America as an official part of God's divine will.

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This is what the Bee does best -- wraps the absolute truth in satire.


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Pope Francis Announces That God Agrees With Whatever It Is Democrats Want To Do Right Now
World·Feb 13, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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ROME — Pope Francis, Pontiff of the Roman Church, has just confirmed that God agrees with whatever it is that the Democrats want to do right now.

According to the papal bull Fines Apertae, Pope Francis has assured the faithful around the world that God is pretty cool with whatever is the current Democrat agenda.

"Sic vult Deus, ita volunt Democrati. Frociaggeto! Democrati volunt modo bona, quae Deo placeant. Imprimatur — nihil obstet — omnia sunt bona, cum facta amore sint," the Pope eloquently explained, as several American bishops quietly dealt with heart attacks in another room. "Fiat voluntas Democratorum. Nobis et Deo placet. Fines apertandae sunt. Mundus noster nimis caldus est. Terribile dictu."

According to sources, the Pope's statement roughly translates to say: "Whatever the Democrats will is also the will of God."

Several prominent Roman Catholic apologists have stepped forward to defend Francis' comments by explaining that they weren't pronounced ex cathedra and therefore don't really mean anything different from what Roman Catholic dogma has always taught.

At publishing time, Pope Francis had partially amended his statement to also include the official platform of the Socialist Party of America as an official part of God's divine will.

That's only because Pope Francis thinks he is God.

 

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That's only because Pope Francis thinks he is God.

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Amen! And most of the Catholics I know agree with you.


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Pope Francis Announces That God Agrees With Whatever It Is Democrats Want To Do Right Now
World·Feb 13, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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ROME — Pope Francis, Pontiff of the Roman Church, has just confirmed that God agrees with whatever it is that the Democrats want to do right now.

According to the papal bull Fines Apertae, Pope Francis has assured the faithful around the world that God is pretty cool with whatever is the current Democrat agenda.

"Sic vult Deus, ita volunt Democrati. Frociaggeto! Democrati volunt modo bona, quae Deo placeant. Imprimatur — nihil obstet — omnia sunt bona, cum facta amore sint," the Pope eloquently explained, as several American bishops quietly dealt with heart attacks in another room. "Fiat voluntas Democratorum. Nobis et Deo placet. Fines apertandae sunt. Mundus noster nimis caldus est. Terribile dictu."

According to sources, the Pope's statement roughly translates to say: "Whatever the Democrats will is also the will of God."

Several prominent Roman Catholic apologists have stepped forward to defend Francis' comments by explaining that they weren't pronounced ex cathedra and therefore don't really mean anything different from what Roman Catholic dogma has always taught.

At publishing time, Pope Francis had partially amended his statement to also include the official platform of the Socialist Party of America as an official part of God's divine will.

Is he the dude who has a bunch of dudes under him who have been raping little boys for decades?

 

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Is he the dude who has a bunch of dudes under him who have been raping little boys for decades?

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And coddling other dudes who have been raping little boys for decades, and sheltering them from actual legal ramifications. Like this old pervert:

 

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Bearing false witness is literally a commandment.

 

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Pope Francis Announces That God Agrees With Whatever It Is Democrats Want To Do Right Now
World·Feb 13, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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ROME — Pope Francis, Pontiff of the Roman Church, has just confirmed that God agrees with whatever it is that the Democrats want to do right now.

According to the papal bull Fines Apertae, Pope Francis has assured the faithful around the world that God is pretty cool with whatever is the current Democrat agenda.

"Sic vult Deus, ita volunt Democrati. Frociaggeto! Democrati volunt modo bona, quae Deo placeant. Imprimatur — nihil obstet — omnia sunt bona, cum facta amore sint," the Pope eloquently explained, as several American bishops quietly dealt with heart attacks in another room. "Fiat voluntas Democratorum. Nobis et Deo placet. Fines apertandae sunt. Mundus noster nimis caldus est. Terribile dictu."

According to sources, the Pope's statement roughly translates to say: "Whatever the Democrats will is also the will of God."

Several prominent Roman Catholic apologists have stepped forward to defend Francis' comments by explaining that they weren't pronounced ex cathedra and therefore don't really mean anything different from what Roman Catholic dogma has always taught.

At publishing time, Pope Francis had partially amended his statement to also include the official platform of the Socialist Party of America as an official part of God's divine will.

It is said that all true humor has a kernel of truth within it. It is what makes humor funny.

The Babylon Bee sometimes has a very VERY large kernel of truth within its satire.

 

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Pope Francis Announces That God Agrees With Whatever It Is Democrats Want To Do Right Now
World·Feb 13, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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ROME — Pope Francis, Pontiff of the Roman Church, has just confirmed that God agrees with whatever it is that the Democrats want to do right now.

According to the papal bull Fines Apertae, Pope Francis has assured the faithful around the world that God is pretty cool with whatever is the current Democrat agenda.

"Sic vult Deus, ita volunt Democrati. Frociaggeto! Democrati volunt modo bona, quae Deo placeant. Imprimatur — nihil obstet — omnia sunt bona, cum facta amore sint," the Pope eloquently explained, as several American bishops quietly dealt with heart attacks in another room. "Fiat voluntas Democratorum. Nobis et Deo placet. Fines apertandae sunt. Mundus noster nimis caldus est. Terribile dictu."

According to sources, the Pope's statement roughly translates to say: "Whatever the Democrats will is also the will of God."

Several prominent Roman Catholic apologists have stepped forward to defend Francis' comments by explaining that they weren't pronounced ex cathedra and therefore don't really mean anything different from what Roman Catholic dogma has always taught.

At publishing time, Pope Francis had partially amended his statement to also include the official platform of the Socialist Party of America as an official part of God's divine will.

The fact is many Catholics want a Pope that is not political.

 

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The fact is many Catholics want a Pope that is not political.

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My priest is very good at keeping politics out of his pulpit, but within a very faithful core of the most regular church goers, he has made it clear that his beliefs are substantially the same as ours. He just can't say it in public, for fear of losing his ministry.

Any man who sits behind his own wall and tells me that I can't have a wall on the border of my country is a hypocrite.

We pray for "His Holiness the Pope" every day, but I never say the name Francis in my prayers. I don't know who His Holiness the Pope is right now.


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