And, quite naturally, the 'Conservatives' answer is that we need more guns out there among civilians. I find myself totally astounded by that idea. What kind of alternative reality are these fools living in?
It's a reality where people realize that the majority of us are not criminals. We know criminals will still have guns regardless of how many laws are created. We know that there are not enough police to protect everyone from the criminals. Even the police with the fastest response can't get there before the perp kills the victim and that is IF anyone even calls the police prior to a murder. Usually, the caller just reports a body found. We also know that places where guns are banned might as well have targets painted on them.
It amazes me that some pretend to be scared because intelligent, normal human beings chose to have the ability to protect themselves instead of being vulnerable. They want laws to control those normal citizens, even though it would mean a surge in crime because it would turn us all into sitting ducks. What a dream that would be for those gangs, murderers, rapists and home invaders.
I know people have totally different ways of looking at things. Here's a little test for those who have a sense of humor. Might be a joke, but in a way rings true.
Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
Read the following scenario carefully and see what your instincts tell you to do. Then read what others would do and see which group you fit into.
Here's the scenario:
You're walking down a deserted street with your spouse and two small children.
Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Typical Democrat reaction:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
What is a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
This is all so confusing!
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Most common Republican reaction:
BANG!
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Most common redneck reaction:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click . . . . . (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click
Southerner's Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
Southerner's Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Southerner's Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!