Perfect Vehicle for Highway Protests

[deannalw]

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I took the "running rails" off mine ... Didn't like them grabbing stuff in the woods and throwing it under the truck ...
And they made wind noise at higher speeds.

Now I almost have to take a running jump to get in the truck ... It's still fun though ...

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I know, right? I was considering an escalator.

 

[Donald H]

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Pfft ... It'll do ... I mean all you need is a little clearance and momentum ...
I try not to run into walls ... Screws up the paintjob ...

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Those little square holes in the back thingy are made in the factory to hold the confederate flag.
In Canada they're for holding the Chi-com flag and lately a few Ukraine flags.

 

[BlackSand]

Those little square holes in the back thingy are made in the factory to hold the confederate flag.
In Canada they're for holding the Chi-com flag and lately a few Ukraine flags.

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I live in Louisiana ... What the hell would I need an Alabama Battle Flag for?

Plus ... The speed limit is upwards of 75 mph ... I can get away with 80 mph ... A flag ain't going to last long if you stick it back there ...
And you would praying the pole didn't end up in someone else's windshield ... Damn you Canadians are dumb ...

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[The Duke]

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I live in Louisiana ... What the hell would I need an Alabama Battle Flag for?

Plus ... The speed limit is upwards of 75 mph ... I can get away with 80 mph ... A flag ain't going to last long if you stick it back there ...
And you would praying the pole didn't end up in someone else's windshield ... Damn you Canadians are dumb ...

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They can't go that fast because of snow and ice.

 

[BlackSand]

They can't go that fast because of snow and ice.

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Well, I won't disagree ... When it snows here ... We park the trucks ... Grab a four-wheeler ...
A ski rope, an innertube ... And start getting about as ignorant as the Canadians ...

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[Orangecat]

Ask the pissant how that's led to an obsession that's become embedded deeiply in its craw!

Okay, how has that led to an obsession that’s become embedded “deeiply” in its craw?

 

[westwall]

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What kind of milage you get ... I drive mine almost daily ...

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Ummm, you don't buy a vehicle like the Marauder for the range it gets.

M'kay....

 

[mudwhistle]

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You got one of those nice stickers on the back window that says ... "Hot Mess Express" ...
I know where you can get one ...

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I have my #FJB sticker next to my "NRA LIFE MEMBER" sticker.
I haven't seen the HME sticker before.

 

[mudwhistle]

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Well, I won't disagree ... When it snows here ... We park the trucks ... Grab a four-wheeler ...
A ski rope, an innertube ... And start getting about as ignorant as the Canadians ...

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Like Snowmobiling in shorts and flip-flops.

 

[M14 Shooter]

Finally, a car to deal with those pesky road blocking protests by fanatical leftist radicals. No need to run them over anymore.....kinda takes the fun out of that.

Meh. An M939 with a cow catcher, extraordinarily loud PA system and a coax water cannon / M2HB is a lot cheaper, more effective and orders of magnitude scarier.

 

[scruffy]

Needs moar cowcatcher.

Scoops!