People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out

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People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out​

People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out

U.S. — According to sources, several individuals who bypassed the legal process in migrating to the United States are demanding due process before being deported.

babylonbee.com

21 Apr 2025

U.S. — According to sources, several individuals who bypassed the legal process in migrating to the United States are demanding due process before being deported.
"The law has to mean something!" said José, a member of the international crime gang MS-13. "America is a nation of laws, and laws must be followed, except for the ones that say I can't sneak in and do a bunch of murderin'. Those don't count."
Washington Democrats blasted the Trump administration for swiftly punishing migrants just because they "broke the law," arguing that migrants shouldn't have to follow the law. "Following the law is for Americans. These noble migrant creatures shouldn't have to follow the law," said Nancy Pelosi.
Maryland Senator Chris Van Hollen went even further, going out of his way to personally visit every single person deported by the Trump administration. "All non-American invaders deserve American due process," he said during a meeting with notorious drug lord Sancho Parra. "It's in the constitution somewhere."
At publishing time, the United States Supreme Court ruled that President Trump must stop deporting criminals since they snuck into the country fair and square.

Commentary:
The Bee Strikes once more. This is Not Satire, or humorous, it’s a mockery of our current state of justice, but the Truth.
Illegal aliens swarming into the U.S. came here because of the success and stability of our culture and national ethos. Our society is the envy of the world. But once they get here, they want to change it by refusing to assimilate and respect our laws. This is especially true of Muslims as seen in Europe as well as America.
Truly, if Marxist Democrats want to die on this hill, let’s get out of the way and let them.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Amendment V, nevertheless: due process of law.

 

[Meister]

Amendment V, nevertheless: due process of law.

Were you for the open borders, 'Slow Horses?

 

[NewsVine_Mariyam]

People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out​

People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out

U.S. — According to sources, several individuals who bypassed the legal process in migrating to the United States are demanding due process before being deported.

babylonbee.com

21 Apr 2025

U.S. — According to sources, several individuals who bypassed the legal process in migrating to the United States are demanding due process before being deported.
"The law has to mean something!" said José, a member of the international crime gang MS-13. "America is a nation of laws, and laws must be followed, except for the ones that say I can't sneak in and do a bunch of murderin'. Those don't count."
Washington Democrats blasted the Trump administration for swiftly punishing migrants just because they "broke the law," arguing that migrants shouldn't have to follow the law. "Following the law is for Americans. These noble migrant creatures shouldn't have to follow the law," said Nancy Pelosi.
Maryland Senator Chris Van Hollen went even further, going out of his way to personally visit every single person deported by the Trump administration. "All non-American invaders deserve American due process," he said during a meeting with notorious drug lord Sancho Parra. "It's in the constitution somewhere."
At publishing time, the United States Supreme Court ruled that President Trump must stop deporting criminals since they snuck into the country fair and square.

Commentary:
The Bee Strikes once more. This is Not Satire, or humorous, it’s a mockery of our current state of justice, but the Truth.
Illegal aliens swarming into the U.S. came here because of the success and stability of our culture and national ethos. Our society is the envy of the world. But once they get here, they want to change it by refusing to assimilate and respect our laws. This is especially true of Muslims as seen in Europe as well as America.
Truly, if Marxist Democrats want to die on this hill, let’s get out of the way and let them.

I believe I know why you posted this as satire but it's really quite ironic isn't it?

When laws are inconvenient or are in the way of what one wants, they are freely ignored. Yet when it's time to answer for the violation of said laws, then the offenders demand and expect everyone else to adhere to the laws and respect their rights thereunder.

I believe the applicable response is as they say, "ain't that some shit"

 

[excalibur]

Classic Marxist paradigm.

 

[Meister]

When laws are inconvenient or are in the way of what one wants, they are freely ignored. Yet when it's time to answer for the violation of said laws, then the offenders demand and expect everyone else to adhere to the laws and respect their rights thereunder.

Sounds just like what the Biden administration did. I'm sure you weren't even thinking
about that angle, NewsVine. But the irony is shining like a neon light.

 

[80zephyr]

Amendment V, nevertheless: due process of law.

Unless its Obama.

This judicial review – a brief moment of individuality and impartiality within a system that often ignores both – is critical. Yet alarming new evidence has surfaced that in 3 out of 4 removal cases this does not happen at all.

Speed Over Fairness: Deportation Under the Obama Administration | ACLU

www.aclu.org

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Were you for the open borders, 'Slow Horses?

I was for an orderly process, yes, not wading the Rio.

I find it amusing, though, that the descendants of those who swam the Red and Sabine rivers to get to Mexican Texas have a fit about it.

Their ancestors were probably called Dixie Backs by the Mexican authorities.

 

[Zafira Cherry]

Were you for the open borders, 'Slow Horses?

Due Process. Get over it

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out​

People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out

U.S. — According to sources, several individuals who bypassed the legal process in migrating to the United States are demanding due process before being deported.

babylonbee.com

21 Apr 2025

U.S. — According to sources, several individuals who bypassed the legal process in migrating to the United States are demanding due process before being deported.
"The law has to mean something!" said José, a member of the international crime gang MS-13. "America is a nation of laws, and laws must be followed, except for the ones that say I can't sneak in and do a bunch of murderin'. Those don't count."
Washington Democrats blasted the Trump administration for swiftly punishing migrants just because they "broke the law," arguing that migrants shouldn't have to follow the law. "Following the law is for Americans. These noble migrant creatures shouldn't have to follow the law," said Nancy Pelosi.
Maryland Senator Chris Van Hollen went even further, going out of his way to personally visit every single person deported by the Trump administration. "All non-American invaders deserve American due process," he said during a meeting with notorious drug lord Sancho Parra. "It's in the constitution somewhere."
At publishing time, the United States Supreme Court ruled that President Trump must stop deporting criminals since they snuck into the country fair and square.

Commentary:
The Bee Strikes once more. This is Not Satire, or humorous, it’s a mockery of our current state of justice, but the Truth.
Illegal aliens swarming into the U.S. came here because of the success and stability of our culture and national ethos. Our society is the envy of the world. But once they get here, they want to change it by refusing to assimilate and respect our laws. This is especially true of Muslims as seen in Europe as well as America.
Truly, if Marxist Democrats want to die on this hill, let’s get out of the way and let them.

Vicious Vichies

A political system that allows such flagrant contradictions must be abolished. Back up Trump when he defies its predatory anti-Americanism, while the bribed traitors are claiming all the time that their way to the wayside is "the American Way."

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Classic Marxist paradigm.

The "Invisible Hand" Is the One Bribing the Government

And this cheap-labor invasion is Adam Smith's paradigm. Left and Right both have the same source.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

I was for an orderly process, yes, not wading the Rio.

I find it amusing, though, that the descendants of those who swam the Red and Sabine rivers to get to Mexican Texas have a fit about it.

Their ancestors were probably called Dixie Backs by the Mexican authorities.

Comparing apples and orangutans.

 

[Meister]

Due Process. Get over it

Rule of law.
If the rule of law was followed under the prior administration,
due process wouldn't even be an issue, darling.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Due Process. Get over it

Objection Overruled. Our Gavel Is Our Guns.

MAGA is taking over. Get over it.

 

[Meister]

I was for an orderly process, yes, not wading the Rio.

I find it amusing, though, that the descendants of those who swam the Red and Sabine rivers to get to Mexican Texas have a fit about it.

Their ancestors were probably called Dixie Backs by the Mexican authorities.

An orderly process would have been through lawful immigration. Is that what you're saying?

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Rule of law.
If the rule of law was followed under the prior administration,
due process wouldn't even be an issue, darling.

You believe that, dear, but it does not correlate. In Obama's and Biden's terms, more were deported each term than in Trump's first term.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

An orderly process would have been through lawful immigration. Is that what you're saying?

So you agree with me?

 

[Meister]

So you agree with me?

I agree on legal immigration as do most conservatives.

 

[Meister]

You believe that, dear, but it does not correlate. In Obama's and Biden's terms, more were deported each term than in Trump's first term.

Nope, Biden's numbers were debunked.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

I agree on legal immigration as do most conservatives.

Most centrists and liberals do as well. It is the government's and both parties' fault that enough immigration judges were not hired when a problem began with the number.