UFOs are real alight, but then again UFO doesn't mean alien, but what saw, fuck. Watched one from 20 degrees 1/8th mile to three miles away. Can't really say because it was night and I only saw it in a bright state for half a second, though it looked like a low flying aircraft very close. I think it was hovering, can't say, I said it was half a second

. Really I think it went bright gaining energy which caught my peripheral. Can't really say I said MFer I only saw it in that state for half a second.
I was peeing and smoking a cig, what do you want from me?
Anyway, 20 degrees east, then that mother fucker took off 70 degrees north, straight fucking line. When it took off the light was like a jet by now, it was that fucking fast. I followed it through the atmosphere into MFing space and the only reason I lost sight was distance & space dust. Imagine that, less that, this fucker entered space maybe 5-6 seconds? From the floor to gone was 6-7 seconds & not a peep.
I know what I saw and will never forget. I look that direction all the time. Fucking Californians have since taken my pee bush though, I don't suppose they want to watch. They love lights too, the same behind me too, I don't have quite the clear black valley sky as before either, fuck Californians
70 degrees north on a straight line into space? Someone tell SpaceX, NASA and nukes, they're missing out. These assholes have never heard of gravity, apparently.
No sound. HTF is that possible?
That kind of speed? Since when?
No thrust or tail of any kind. Since when?
I suspect they were over the river 3/4 a mile from me. I have a feeling they need water due many instances of UFO sightings are near water beds.