Pelosi makes move to protect Congress from deadly Trump supporters

WTH_Progs?

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This is due to the hundreds (cough)

Of Trump supporters (cough)

Who attacked our democracy (cough)

From even within congress (cough)

Which was deadly (cough)

and Pelosi needs her safe space (cough)

It has nothing to do with political staging (cough)

or playing a common left victim role card (cough)

Money well spent (cough)

To protect the best among us (cough)

How long will they ride this major deadly assault on our democracy out (barf!)

 
This is due to the hundreds (cough)

Of Trump supporters (cough)

Who attacked our democracy (cough)

From even within congress (cough)

Which was deadly (cough)

and Pelosi needs her safe space (cough)



I have it on good authority that deep undercover insider Trump Supporters have enlisted the help of Sheldon Cooper to spike Nancy's Jenny Mango Ice Cream with ground caterpillars!

All 25 gallons. :eusa_whistle:


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I'd say that the unarmed woman shot at the Capital made Nancy shreek in terror at the notion of the average public being so close to her.

Must have been the most traumatic thing that ever happened to her.
 
Pelosi makes move to protect Congress from deadly Trump supporters



Remember those cap guns we played with as a kid? Long strips of red tape with little bubbles of gunpowder. Do they still make that stuff? I guess kids aren't allowed toy guns anymore much less with gunpowder.

If I had my way, I'd stick pieces of that tape all over Washington everywhere Nancy went that every time she went somewhere and stepped on something, a little cap gun "bang" would go off.

You know, just to keep her nerves frayed. :21:
 

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