I just read the lead sentence to the story. I haven't had such a hearty laugh all day. TY.
How does the story open?
"Paris City Hall announced Thursday an eight-foot tall bulletproof glass wall will shield the iconic Belle-Epoque Eiffel Tower from terrorist threats."
Surely Oliver Lane is aware the Tower is quite a bit taller than eight feet. No damned eight foot wall is going to shield the Eiffel Tower from attack.
Lane later writes, "bulletproof wall will encompass most of the gardens of the Eiffel Tower." Fine, but bullets aren't going to harm the Tower. I guess Lane has never seen it in person. He really should get out more.
It's to stop people attacking visitors and police on the ground, and to stop people from planting bombs.
Or running people over, like the immigrant did in Nice....
Though I suppose one can run over people anywhere there is a a road and pedestrians, the Quai and G. Eiffel Ave. -- with the large trees all over the place -- would not be where someone would try it. Nevermind that the security around there is already pretty tight, notwithstanding the proposed wall. One of the streets that closes off for the Sunday market is a far better choice. Hundreds of people who are thoroughly unsuspecting and who really can't get out of the way due to the farmers' carts and tables set up along the side of the street.
Alternatively, central Paris (esp. where the 1st, 4th, 5th and 6th all more or less meet) being what it is, there're also just myriad streets where people walk in the street and occasionally a car comes down the street, so they move. Such places quite often are just off an actually busy street.
Surely you remember Claude Monet's rue Montorgueil?
Well, this is that street today.
There are literally hundreds upon hundreds of streets like that, and there's absolutely nothing stopping a car from plowing right through there.
Another good place is George V Avenue right outside the hotel of the same name. There're always throngs of star struck gawkers vying for glimpse of a celeb or someone who drives up in a fancy car.
There are scores of other "good" places to run over people in Paris, which is very much a walkers' city, but around the Eiffel Tower is just a lame choice.