Palin: Why do Muslims hate Charlie Brown

[Luddly Neddite]

Why do Muslims hate Charlie Brown?
A confused Sarah Palin appeared on Fox News this morning and blasted Islamic extremists for killing the cartoonists who draw the Charlie Brown comic strip.

The Fox and Friends crew were baffled by Palin’s diatribe, until they realized she was mistaking Charlie Hebdo - the French satirical magazine targeted by Al-Qaeda this week - with the iconic American comic strip character.

“I just don’t get why Muslims hate Charlie Brown so much,” she proclaimed, ”It’s good wholesome, family entertainment. I would think religious conservatives would enjoy that kind of thing."

“But I mean you just can’t win with these people. Every little thing you do offends them. First it was burning the Quran. Then it was that whole CIA ‘torture’ scandal Now it’s Snoopy, Lucy, Pigpen and the whole gang."
“Well guess what? I don’t care if you don’t like Snoopy. That’s no excuse to go around murdering people."
"I can't stand Dilbert. And don't even get me started on The Boondocks. But that doesn't mean I go round shootin' up the place."

“I guess maybe because he was always playing football and baseball and celebrating Christmas?” Palin continued, “Maybe it’s just too American for them? I don’t get it.”

Thing is, this is exactly the kind of thing she would say.

 

[Mad Scientist]

Haha! Good one! Remember when she said she'd have sex with that 5,000 year old mummy? Oh Lord!

No wait.. that was Bill Clinton.

 

[Mad Scientist]

Sarah Palin should really just shut her mouth. Especial now since it recently came out that she's friendly with Pedophiles.

No wait... that was Bill Clinton too.

 

[Mad Scientist]

Remember when she was caught having "sexual relations" with one of her interns?

Nevermind...

 

[Dante]

Why do Muslims hate Charlie Brown?
A confused Sarah Palin appeared on Fox News this morning and blasted Islamic extremists for killing the cartoonists who draw the Charlie Brown comic strip.

The Fox and Friends crew were baffled by Palin’s diatribe, until they realized she was mistaking Charlie Hebdo - the French satirical magazine targeted by Al-Qaeda this week - with the iconic American comic strip character.

“I just don’t get why Muslims hate Charlie Brown so much,” she proclaimed, ”It’s good wholesome, family entertainment. I would think religious conservatives would enjoy that kind of thing."

“But I mean you just can’t win with these people. Every little thing you do offends them. First it was burning the Quran. Then it was that whole CIA ‘torture’ scandal Now it’s Snoopy, Lucy, Pigpen and the whole gang."
“Well guess what? I don’t care if you don’t like Snoopy. That’s no excuse to go around murdering people."
"I can't stand Dilbert. And don't even get me started on The Boondocks. But that doesn't mean I go round shootin' up the place."

“I guess maybe because he was always playing football and baseball and celebrating Christmas?” Palin continued, “Maybe it’s just too American for them? I don’t get it.”

Thing is, this is exactly the kind of thing she would say.

 

[Dante]

Palin Reminds me of Roseanne Roseannadanna and Emily Litella rolled into one

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when "in the character of Miss Litella, would rail against broadcasters for paying too much attention to ''endangered feces.''" -

Gilda Radner 42 Comic Original Of Saturday Night Live Zaniness - NYTimes.com


I'll never forget the Soviet Jewelry routine -- so Palin. :lagh2:

Soviet Jewry?

 

[PoliticalChic]

 

[bodecea]

Why do Muslims hate Charlie Brown?
A confused Sarah Palin appeared on Fox News this morning and blasted Islamic extremists for killing the cartoonists who draw the Charlie Brown comic strip.

The Fox and Friends crew were baffled by Palin’s diatribe, until they realized she was mistaking Charlie Hebdo - the French satirical magazine targeted by Al-Qaeda this week - with the iconic American comic strip character.

“I just don’t get why Muslims hate Charlie Brown so much,” she proclaimed, ”It’s good wholesome, family entertainment. I would think religious conservatives would enjoy that kind of thing."

“But I mean you just can’t win with these people. Every little thing you do offends them. First it was burning the Quran. Then it was that whole CIA ‘torture’ scandal Now it’s Snoopy, Lucy, Pigpen and the whole gang."
“Well guess what? I don’t care if you don’t like Snoopy. That’s no excuse to go around murdering people."
"I can't stand Dilbert. And don't even get me started on The Boondocks. But that doesn't mean I go round shootin' up the place."

“I guess maybe because he was always playing football and baseball and celebrating Christmas?” Palin continued, “Maybe it’s just too American for them? I don’t get it.”

Thing is, this is exactly the kind of thing she would say.

Wait....this is satire from the Onion.....right?

Ah, close. "The Daily Currant"

 

[BULLDOG]

After hearing about the Paris attack, she said she could understand that because she didn't like Paris Hilton either.

 

[guno]

 

[Dante]

 

[Dante]

found it!

VA Viper I finally located video of the Gilda Radner Emily Litella skit on saving Soviet Jewry - seems apropos today

 

[ABikerSailor]

And this is who some on this board think should be President.

But, considering her meltdown at the GOP rally last weekend, how could we expect anything else from the Wasilla Chihuahua turned Momma Gerbil.

 

[Where_r_my_Keys]

And this is who some on this board think should be President.

But, considering her meltdown at the GOP rally last weekend, how could we expect anything else from the Wasilla Chihuahua turned Momma Gerbil.

ROFL! A Leftist braying about 'meltdowns'.

You cannot make this crap up.

 

[ABikerSailor]

And this is who some on this board think should be President.

But, considering her meltdown at the GOP rally last weekend, how could we expect anything else from the Wasilla Chihuahua turned Momma Gerbil.

ROFL! A Leftist braying about 'meltdowns'.

You cannot make this crap up.

Actually, the crap I cannot make up is the crap spewing from the mouth of the Wasilla Chihuahua turned Momma Gerbil known as Palin.

 

[Where_r_my_Keys]

Do tell?

How positively sad for you.

Imagine the fun we could have if in some twisted aspect of reality you ended up in front of an immediate audience of several thousand people and an extended audience of millions... then, just as you're getting started your prepared remarks were taken from you.

MAN! That would be a blast. You can't even participate on a message board without gifting your opposition with limitless pearls.

LOL! Good times...

 

[ABikerSailor]

Do tell?

How positively sad for you.

Imagine the fun we could have if in some twisted aspect of reality you ended up in front of an immediate audience of several thousand people and an extended audience of millions... then, just as you're getting started your prepared remarks were taken from you.

MAN! That would be a blast. You can't even participate on a message board without gifting your opposition with limitless pearls.

LOL! Good times...

Actually, in my life, I've spent MANY times in front of people without prepared remarks, and I never had a problem.

 

[PoliticalChic]

Do tell?

How positively sad for you.

Imagine the fun we could have if in some twisted aspect of reality you ended up in front of an immediate audience of several thousand people and an extended audience of millions... then, just as you're getting started your prepared remarks were taken from you.

MAN! That would be a blast. You can't even participate on a message board without gifting your opposition with limitless pearls.

LOL! Good times...

Actually, in my life, I've spent MANY times in front of people without prepared remarks, and I never had a problem.

Sort of like Chauncey Gardiner in Jerzy Kosinski's "Being There."

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Progressive love jumping on these flaming bags of pooh

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Why do Muslims hate Charlie Brown?
A confused Sarah Palin appeared on Fox News this morning and blasted Islamic extremists for killing the cartoonists who draw the Charlie Brown comic strip.

The Fox and Friends crew were baffled by Palin’s diatribe, until they realized she was mistaking Charlie Hebdo - the French satirical magazine targeted by Al-Qaeda this week - with the iconic American comic strip character.

“I just don’t get why Muslims hate Charlie Brown so much,” she proclaimed, ”It’s good wholesome, family entertainment. I would think religious conservatives would enjoy that kind of thing."

“But I mean you just can’t win with these people. Every little thing you do offends them. First it was burning the Quran. Then it was that whole CIA ‘torture’ scandal Now it’s Snoopy, Lucy, Pigpen and the whole gang."
“Well guess what? I don’t care if you don’t like Snoopy. That’s no excuse to go around murdering people."
"I can't stand Dilbert. And don't even get me started on The Boondocks. But that doesn't mean I go round shootin' up the place."

“I guess maybe because he was always playing football and baseball and celebrating Christmas?” Palin continued, “Maybe it’s just too American for them? I don’t get it.”

Thing is, this is exactly the kind of thing she would say.

^ Winner of the "Most Likely to Stomp on a Flaming Bag of Pooh" Award

You got punked, chump

LOLz