It makes all the sense in the world. You are just not bright enough to figure it out.
well if he followed the procedure how is it he violated it. See the circular logic in that? Now that is funny stuff.
You know that 'following' it means he did what it said to do. just in case you don't get it yet.
The sheriff fired him with this statement.
"The fact that he picked the student up and he threw the student across the room -- that is not a proper technique, and should not be used in law enforcement,"
In case youre confused that means that there is a proper way to handle the situation and the feral chimp didnt use it so he was fired.